by tungstennn September 17, 2023
Get the cristaphobia mug.A phobia that can be determined if you suffer any of the following symptoms:
A)Intense anguish concerning essays to be done for your English teacher
B) Having the ability to sense when essays are going to be assigned and developing panic and/or gloom
C) Developing a Cross consciousness in which any program/movie/book you watch is constantly interrupted by a little voice that has a slight accent telling you to pay attention to a certain thing or telling you to view it in a critical/feminist/Marxist/archetypal lens
D)The sense that your English teacher is going to pop out of no where unless you see the world through a marxist/feminist lens or any other critical modern lens
E) After taking a certain class you can never view literature or media the same way ever again or questioning every little thing because critical lens have been drilled into you brain
F) spazzing about the littlest things that remind you of English class or your english teacher
A)Intense anguish concerning essays to be done for your English teacher
B) Having the ability to sense when essays are going to be assigned and developing panic and/or gloom
C) Developing a Cross consciousness in which any program/movie/book you watch is constantly interrupted by a little voice that has a slight accent telling you to pay attention to a certain thing or telling you to view it in a critical/feminist/Marxist/archetypal lens
D)The sense that your English teacher is going to pop out of no where unless you see the world through a marxist/feminist lens or any other critical modern lens
E) After taking a certain class you can never view literature or media the same way ever again or questioning every little thing because critical lens have been drilled into you brain
F) spazzing about the littlest things that remind you of English class or your english teacher
I just know we are going to have an essay about this movie when we finish watching it, my crossaphobia is kicking in.
I can't watch this movie, my crossaphobia won't let me get over how badly females are portrayed in this movie.
I can't watch this movie, my crossaphobia won't let me get over how badly females are portrayed in this movie.
by NVchococat April 29, 2012
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by Sex_Llama December 18, 2019
Get the Crispophobia mug.Christian:"Hey Johnny, my church is having a free concert tonight. Want to go?" Christaphobe:"CHURCH?!! No way! I HATE Christians! You guys are so bigoted and hateful!!!" Christian:"Johnny, are you living with Christaphobia?"
by Citizen with free speech February 24, 2009
Get the Christaphobia mug.the irrational fear or hatred of Christianity or Christians. People hate Christians because they believe that that Christians are the most homophobic people in the world, while ignoring the fact that homosexuals are murdered in the Middle East. As a result, left-wingers and anti-theists denounce Christianity and the church.
"Yet the same “progressives” who find “homophobia” under every bed, and “Islamophobia” around each corner, have never imagined the cancerous “Christaphobia” that courses throughout their very own veins."
"There have been a number of recent cases where Christians are being treated less favourably than others. Nurses, grandparents, firemen, registrars, adoption agencies, care homes are all finding themselves in the firing line for nothing more than hold (sic) the same harmless beliefs that Christians have had for 2,000 years."
"There have been a number of recent cases where Christians are being treated less favourably than others. Nurses, grandparents, firemen, registrars, adoption agencies, care homes are all finding themselves in the firing line for nothing more than hold (sic) the same harmless beliefs that Christians have had for 2,000 years."
by VenomousSoup14 December 4, 2018
Get the Christaphobia mug.A fear of wrists. If a wrist appears to be in danger in any way the wristaphobic is likely to scream, run away, cry or collapse in fear. Three ways to make a wristaphobic cry: touch their wrist, talk about hurting their wrist or gesture to bite your own wrist.
Girl: "Don't touch my wrist!"
Boy: "I was just trying to hold your hand."
Girl: "Sorry, I have wristaphobia."
Boy: "I was just trying to hold your hand."
Girl: "Sorry, I have wristaphobia."
by sassywristaphobic August 6, 2012
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