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crisie by James marrow June 25, 2016
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pain pill crisis
Doctors Refuse to prescribe Needed pain pills, causing Millions of people to Suffer Needlessly! They claim they'll get in trouble for it~I call Bullshit on that!!!!
pain pill crisis by Starchylde May 31, 2016
Never let a crisis...
Never let a crisis... by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020
Existential Crisis
An "Existential Crisis" is when and individual person starts to question their entire existence and questioning if being alive even has a point or if it's all pointless. It also is hard to get out of because when you are debating if reality has a purpose it gets in the way of everyday things, like Making Cereal or Recording Videos or any sort of activity.
Existential Crisis's include the EXITING topics of...:
-The inevitability of death
-The crushing loneliness of realizing all humans inherently are and will die alone
-The absurd meaninglessness of the universe and as far as we know there is no reason or purpose for human existence
-The inevitability of death
-The crushing loneliness of realizing all humans inherently are and will die alone
-The absurd meaninglessness of the universe and as far as we know there is no reason or purpose for human existence
Existential Crisis by X_Random_X October 25, 2015
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Connor Crispens by blind_squirrel March 28, 2022
Existential Crisis
A period in which you contemplate the meaning of life, your purpose in life, the inevitability of death, etc.
This can last from a few minutes up to a month. Best done lying on your tummy face down on a flat surface (usually the ground) with hands by sides. Can occur at any time during the day.
Most commonly occurs among people in their 20s as they have just become free and are living their own lives and making decisions which will impact them in the long run.
Made popular by Dan Howell (danisnotonfire)
This can last from a few minutes up to a month. Best done lying on your tummy face down on a flat surface (usually the ground) with hands by sides. Can occur at any time during the day.
Most commonly occurs among people in their 20s as they have just become free and are living their own lives and making decisions which will impact them in the long run.
Made popular by Dan Howell (danisnotonfire)
Existential Crisis 1: *lying on the floor at the bottom of the stairs* "Life is so pointless. I work so hard to further my career and have a life when really it'll all be worth nothing because I'll just die. Is this really what I want to be doing?"
Existential Crisis 2: "Making some cereal.... Why do I exist? Life is pointless."
Existential Crisis 2: "Making some cereal.... Why do I exist? Life is pointless."
Existential Crisis by kridjiti November 27, 2016
Crisis Wall Management
(noun) - Posting a message on facebook that initiates a wall war between two friends that do not know each other which compels the poster to delete posts, send instant messages and texts to quell the skirmish.
Larry: Wow! What's was up with your post last night? You certainly had Jody and Lisa catfighting on your wall.
Vince: Yeah, I had to partake in some serious crisis wall management.
Vince: Yeah, I had to partake in some serious crisis wall management.
Crisis Wall Management by ITALUS September 10, 2011
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