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A cold beverage usually consisting of vodka.
Bartender: Hi, what can I get you guys?

Patron: 3 crispers please
by Caseman1000 March 29, 2015
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Jul 29 Word of the Day
Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.
Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...
by brownsuite September 24, 2011
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It's like an Upper Decker, but you drop a deuce in the vegetable drawer of someone's refrigerator.
I hated that party, so I dropped a crisper before I left.
by Ci Vuole April 09, 2014
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