DeSantis curious — The Republican Party kink of trying out Ron “pudding fingers and white rubber boots” DeSantis; as opposed to sticking with and getting screwed by Trump and Trump drama. The most recent example of Trump drama being Trump being found liable for the sexual abuse in the E. Jean Carroll on May 9th 2023.
The idea being: it may be better to be pudding fingered by DeSantis than to have the Republican Party FUCKED by Trump.
Unfortunately or fortunately, Ron DeSantis doesn’t have a personality; so, actually trying out pudding fingers is usually quite disappointing.
I used to like being grabbed by the pussy by Donald Trump; but, after years of this I’m kinda DeSantis curious.
Someone who is unsure about their sexuality And suspects they might be bisexual. They can also suspect having another sexuality (that is not necessarily bisexuality) but because they are unsure still, they can still be part of this definition. Being bi-curious is mostly being open about considering your sexuality! Most of the people who classify as bi-curious are/want to experiment to discover what they like.
“I think I might be bisexual, but I’m not too sure... for now I guess I am bi-curious! I hope I find myself soon🙂”
Elizabeth doesn't know if she likes boys anymore so she's always talking to girls. She thinks boys are hurtful but isn't ready to let go because society wants her to be with a boy although she loves to be with girls which makes her think if she should fully be a lesbian...she is therefore lesbian curious.
Is the need to take sniff of a someone's fart or poop smell despite being warned not to, knowing full well that it may result in smelling something gross.
"I don't know why Morgan would go in there!" "Me neither! She must be fart curious."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.