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crinkle dick 

A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".
"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."
crinkle dick by userbits March 7, 2010

shit crinkle 

A worthless fold or air-pocket in excrement.
davidlopan123 is a shit crinkle
shit crinkle by aardvarks September 27, 2007

chinkied 

to be so stoned you look like a man from china town toke on peeps
u are seriously fukd up u look chinkied
chinkied by spanishgangsta May 22, 2006

crinkle ass 

older person whose butt skin as become crinkled
Suzie: "I can't go out with you, Howard. You're too old for me. You old crinkle ass."
crinkle ass by Squeazl August 4, 2009

Crinkle Star

Another word for Asshole!
My crinkle star is dirtier than uasual!
A derivative of Crunk, which generally means "very drunk." A Crunkie is someone, usually an underage girl, who is very drunk.
Hey Jerome, let's go to that bar up 23rd street. Nah, just a bunch of crunkies there drinking on fake IDs. Yeah, like I said, let's go to that bar up 23rd street.
crunkie by JeromeT May 19, 2005