Crimeited

(Pronounced crime-itted)

When you have committed a crime.

Person 1: What happened to Johnny??
Person 2: I may have crimeited...

by HerrBlauSky March 19, 2023

Cremented

When you're so absolutely ruined from being tired and drunk and every other crashing emotion and can't comprehend anything but the sweet release of death.

Did you see John? he spent all night trying to deal with Jennifer and he became horribly cremented. poor bastard!

by MeefsTheDragon March 8, 2017

crimitees

use in place of 'unbelievable!'

Wycombe, UK

"I hear Chris Szczurowski got kicked in the nads by the East Wycombe boys"
"...crimitees"

"I lost a penny"
"...crimitees"

"man, I'm sorry, I was aiming for Andy B but shot your dog"
"...crimitees"

by Chad Phoenix July 12, 2004

crimestein

a super smart person who doubles as a lowkey criminal.

Did you hear what Noah did tonight? He's such a crimestein.

by prep boi January 30, 2016

[cromited]

to cry so hard, you dry heave or vomit

I had such a horrible day, I cromited myself to sleep last night

by Ant78 November 6, 2008

crimzite

the hottest chad of BU, crim is fast as fuck with pings, too good at bu but lacks playing BU for many reasons, doesnt friend anyone cause he doesnt want people saying "iM frieNDs wItH cRiM anD hE CAn BaN yOU", even if you dont do this, you will eventually cause it gets to your head, hates when people ask for free stuff, cool developer that doesnt dev for bu, models hot tw and cool animations and shit building, ban/warns you fast cause you suck. anyways crim promote when?!

person 1: crimzite! can you give me a role? im level 10
crim: NO LOL
person 2: noo D:
crim: jkjk done

~~~

person 1: @crim
crim | doing stuff: hi
person 1: damn ur active
person 2: ur so fast, can you finger me!?
person 4: wtf?
person 3: AYOO?

by Crimzite April 28, 2021

Crimester

A person who engages in criminal activity on a regular basis. An attitude based in crime.

Look out for Shannon, she only likes crimesters, they do the stealing. There's no hope for some people, they just like that crimester lifestyle.

by Teddog November 30, 2022