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Crimeited 

(Pronounced crime-itted)

When you have committed a crime.
Person 1: What happened to Johnny??
Person 2: I may have crimeited...
Crimeited by HerrBlauSky March 19, 2023
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Cremented 

When you're so absolutely ruined from being tired and drunk and every other crashing emotion and can't comprehend anything but the sweet release of death.
Did you see John? he spent all night trying to deal with Jennifer and he became horribly cremented. poor bastard!
Cremented by MeefsTheDragon March 8, 2017
use in place of 'unbelievable!'

Wycombe, UK
"I hear Chris Szczurowski got kicked in the nads by the East Wycombe boys"
"...crimitees"

"I lost a penny"
"...crimitees"

"man, I'm sorry, I was aiming for Andy B but shot your dog"
"...crimitees"
crimitees by Chad Phoenix July 12, 2004

crimestein 

a super smart person who doubles as a lowkey criminal.
Did you hear what Noah did tonight? He's such a crimestein.
crimestein by prep boi January 30, 2016

[cromited] 

to cry so hard, you dry heave or vomit
I had such a horrible day, I cromited myself to sleep last night
[cromited] by Ant78 November 6, 2008

crimzite 

the hottest chad of BU, crim is fast as fuck with pings, too good at bu but lacks playing BU for many reasons, doesnt friend anyone cause he doesnt want people saying "iM frieNDs wItH cRiM anD hE CAn BaN yOU", even if you dont do this, you will eventually cause it gets to your head, hates when people ask for free stuff, cool developer that doesnt dev for bu, models hot tw and cool animations and shit building, ban/warns you fast cause you suck. anyways crim promote when?!
person 1: crimzite! can you give me a role? im level 10
crim: NO LOL
person 2: noo D:
crim: jkjk done

~~~

person 1: @crim
crim | doing stuff: hi
person 1: damn ur active
person 2: ur so fast, can you finger me!?
person 4: wtf?
person 3: AYOO?
crimzite by Crimzite April 28, 2021

Crimester 

A person who engages in criminal activity on a regular basis. An attitude based in crime.
Look out for Shannon, she only likes crimesters, they do the stealing. There's no hope for some people, they just like that crimester lifestyle.
Crimester by Teddog November 30, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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