cribit

1. When you're having sex and she pulls out a dildo and fucks you with it.
2. When you decide to be gay one night and your girlfriend rides a dildo with you.

Johnny: You heard what happened to Fred?
Randy: Yeah, his girlfriend pulled a cribit on him.

by Kid43 June 6, 2018

Chibitalia

The child version of N.Italy in a series called Axis powers: Hetalia. He works in Austria's house as a maid. He was mistaken for a girl by many other characters since he was often wearing girl clothing because of Hungary dressing him up. This resulted in the Holy Roman Empire (HRE) to fall in love with him.

Chibitalia and chibimano are so different

by canada dayo March 28, 2011

cibitis

Empty-headed. Uncompanionable. Obscene. In case you can't tell, I'm making a direct reference to Cibitis. I guess I should start by saying that Cibitis sincerely yearns for the Oriental despotisms of pre-Hellenic times, the neolithic culture that preceded the rise of self-consciousness and egoism. By the same token, he abhors the current era, in which people are free to end his control over the minds and souls of countless people. In short, you don't need a preschool diploma to understand that as a dynamic, historical current, priggism has taken many different forms and has evolved dramatically in a variety of ways.

Zach omg r0lz is only worth 13 gold when he dies. This is such a cibitis game. I am never playing with him again!

by d00d00eyes May 3, 2011

crebit

A combination of the words credit and debit - essentially when one action cancels out another - Can apply to excercise cancelling out the damage done by alchohol - Also any other negative activity, like watching crap TV being counterbalanced by reading a quality book - essentially good deeds cancelling out bad ones

Joe asked Dave 'What did you do at the weekend' Dave replied 'on friday night i had a skinful of vodka and shagged that skanky bird from the pub - and then on saturday i went to the gym and cooked a meal for my mum and sister - so the crebit's all good'

by rriikk1 November 29, 2010

Cribiss

Someone's place of residence, house, home, apartment, dorm room, flat.
Derived from crib, just another sick way to say it.

Timmy: Yo stunna, this party is whack arnolds, lets get the fuck outta here.

Bobby: I heard that kid, lets get back to my cribiss and watch The Lakehouse.

by Plodaddyfresh December 17, 2008

Crisitunity

A Chinese word refered to by Homer Simpson that means both crisis and oppertunity, just like Ercle.

Yeah that's right, Crisitunity!

by Fat Michael March 23, 2003

cribster

A baby who is forced to become trendy by its urban hipster parents. More and more boutiques in upscale neighborhoods cater to these parents, stuck in 1/3-life crisis, who buy their baby clothes and accessories that are essentially scaled-down versions of the Hot Topic product line. It's a way for young moms to live the party life vicariously through their child, 16 years before that child will be allowed to party.

I don't know what's more disturbing: that the 35-year old mom in Starbucks is wearing a babydoll shirt that says "Sex Kitten"... or that her cribster is wearing the same thing.

by Ben Frey January 27, 2007