cribster

A baby who is forced to become trendy by its urban hipster parents. More and more boutiques in upscale neighborhoods cater to these parents, stuck in 1/3-life crisis, who buy their baby clothes and accessories that are essentially scaled-down versions of the Hot Topic product line. It's a way for young moms to live the party life vicariously through their child, 16 years before that child will be allowed to party.

I don't know what's more disturbing: that the 35-year old mom in Starbucks is wearing a babydoll shirt that says "Sex Kitten"... or that her cribster is wearing the same thing.

by Ben Frey January 27, 2007

cripster

A hipster that is also crippled.

He's a cripster, dude... he's rocking the hipster angle AND the sympathy angle all in one!

by illuminatedwax November 25, 2010

Crister Ronaldo

Great team
Great player

Greatest ever

Not finished

Suwi

Girl : Omg he is so great

Man : that because he is crister Ronaldo suwiiiiiiii

by Hehedarwood diplodacudoplamos March 20, 2022

cripster

A crippled hipster. He thinks you'll buy the get-up and grab that sympathy card, but you know those leg braces are just too ironic.

Yeah, leg braces and everything. Total cripster.

by AgentSAMa November 24, 2010

Chibster

A word that resembles the word chibi which means small thing, so it s like a nickname for a boyfriend/girlfriend/friend,etc.

Liz: what have you been up to recently?
Mando: not much chibster, you?
Liz: bleh.

by arthurcake May 5, 2010

Chibster

a nickname to call your friend with a really small and thin willy

Friend 1 - "Yo whats up chibster"
Friend 2 - "What does that mean?"
Friend 1- "It doesnt matter"

by MungeMan October 23, 2022

Crabster

A nick name for pubic lice among celebrities.

Did you get the crabster last night?

by thecrabster December 4, 2009