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A baby who is forced to become trendy by its urban hipster parents. More and more boutiques in upscale neighborhoods cater to these parents, stuck in 1/3-life crisis, who buy their baby clothes and accessories that are essentially scaled-down versions of the Hot Topic product line. It's a way for young moms to live the party life vicariously through their child, 16 years before that child will be allowed to party.

I don't know what's more disturbing: that the 35-year old mom in Starbucks is wearing a babydoll shirt that says "Sex Kitten"... or that her cribster is wearing the same thing.

cribster by Ben Frey January 27, 2007

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cripster

A hipster that is also crippled.

He's a cripster, dude... he's rocking the hipster angle AND the sympathy angle all in one!

cripster by illuminatedwax November 25, 2010

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Crister Ronaldo

Great team
Great player

Greatest ever

Not finished

Suwi

Girl : Omg he is so great

Man : that because he is crister Ronaldo suwiiiiiiii

Crister Ronaldo by Hehedarwood diplodacudoplamos March 20, 2022

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cripster

A crippled hipster. He thinks you'll buy the get-up and grab that sympathy card, but you know those leg braces are just too ironic.

Yeah, leg braces and everything. Total cripster.

cripster by AgentSAMa November 24, 2010

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Chibster

A word that resembles the word chibi which means small thing, so it s like a nickname for a boyfriend/girlfriend/friend,etc.

Liz: what have you been up to recently?
Mando: not much chibster, you?
Liz: bleh.

Chibster by arthurcake May 5, 2010

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Chibster

a nickname to call your friend with a really small and thin willy

Friend 1 - "Yo whats up chibster"
Friend 2 - "What does that mean?"
Friend 1- "It doesnt matter"

Chibster by MungeMan October 23, 2022

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Crabster

A nick name for pubic lice among celebrities.

Did you get the crabster last night?

Crabster by thecrabster December 4, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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