crabitat 

Crabitat can describe any habitat suitable for any species of crab (decapod crustaceans).

Low tide exposes lots of good crabitat, yo.

crabitat by SeaStar17 August 2, 2011

crabitat 

1. A man or woman's crotch; colloquially used to refer to a person's genital area.

2. A man or woman's lice- or "crab"-infested junk.

"I invaded Britney's crabitat last night, and now I'm itching like a mofo."

crabitat by akhalde October 31, 2007

Crabitalism 

Just capitalism with crabs.

Crabitalism allows for better prices and sales in the ocean.

Crabitalism by Veggietables March 13, 2018

crabitation 

1. imitation crab meat
2. someone whose very presence makes people instantly crabby.
3. (crabitate) v. the act of shying away from a crabitating person.

Let's buy some of that crabitation to put on our salads.
Mootz Moody is the master of crabitation. All he has to do is open his mouth and people crabitate away from him.

crabitation by The Blackwolf October 23, 2009

Crabatat 

It's similar to a habitat, but applies to the organisms that live within crabs. Hence a crabatat.

Also can be used as an insult; because who wants to be called the inside of a crab?

That crabatat was steaming with life!

Hey bro, don't be such a crabatat.

Crabatat by Wordier September 2, 2014

crapitate 

a verb that means "having the crap irritated out of you"

Person 1: "gah! her voice irritates the crap out of me"

Person 2: "you're very easily crapitated, aren't you?!"

crapitate by kelmel March 2, 2011

Crapitational Pull 

The feeling one has when he or she feels as if they must use the restroom, and are approaching a known toilet. Most often felt in a car whilst en route to your home.

"Oh no! It's the crapitational pull! Drive faster or I may burst!"

Crapitational Pull by DethRode June 7, 2016