cretanism

The uncontrollable ability to bother, annoy or harass others with one's behavior.

My brother is a cretan and suffers from cretanism and low levels of gravitas.

by Stanchion May 4, 2014

Cretzism

Cretzism is the euphoric belief that everything is awesome, withstanding opposition.

Seras: "I can't believe you guys. That project sucked."
Elifina: "You just haven't embraced Cretzism yet. That project was awesome, even if it did suck."

by deliccate March 28, 2008

cretinist

Usually a fundamentalist, holier-than-thou, Bible-thumping, Scripture-quoting, Hallelujah-ing Christian, who often claims to be a "creation scientist" despite obviously bad science and flawed logic. Outspoken and eloquent, they can be very persuasive to the uninformed and pose a grave danger to our public school systems. Someone who naively and blindly believes in what one ancient book (Genesis) says and ignores the huge mountain of evidence and the power of human logic attesting to the rise of man and other species by naturalistic (sans divine intervention) mechanisms. Some also still believe that the earth is flat.

A notorious cretinist is "Dr." Kent Hovind who bought his degree from a diploma mill.

Suggested reading: The Selfish Gene, by renowned Oxford biologist Dr. Richard Dawkins. This is one book that, if you can uderstand the complexities involved can change your whole worldview forever as it did mine.

Beware, a cretinist may be coming to a church or PTA meeting near you!

by Neo-Darwinian, ex-Christian May 4, 2004

cretinismus enormous

an enormous cretin. a fool of extraordinary magnitude whose stupidity is enmeshed with megalomania.

george bush exhibits the cretinismus enormous syndrome here:

1. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully

2. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

by Hari Subramanyam June 12, 2008

cretinist

Somebody who holds to the 6 day creation theory, often blindly and without even attempting to study any scientific textbooks. Does not believe in the theory of what they may call "evilution."

"My friend is such a cretinist...of course we came from monkeys."

by joe February 10, 2004

Crenismuffin

A word you can use as an insult, a mix between two words (penis muffin and crust muffin)

Kevin thought he was better than everyone so Lahna called him a "crenismuffin" to bring his ego down a notch

by Elmo Royal May 26, 2016

cuntanism

how a female acts during there period. when finding out you cheated on themnot paying child support on timemeaning cara in PIG latin!!!!!!!

cuntanism,cuntanism,cuntanism need i say any more

by brassballs February 9, 2008