Creeganism 

The way of going about life when every single thought is creegan, creegan and more of Creegan Etter. The most beautiful man alive. Made from pure Veritas god strength. Creeganism is when you dedicate your whole life to simply admiring the pure gold that is Creegan Etter.

Damn popsicle pants is pretty cute but not cute enough to abandon my Creeganism

Creeganism by Flumpernoodle February 27, 2020

treeganism

Abstaining to a diet consisting only of the fruit, nuts and seeds of trees, bushes plants etc. Based on Genesis 1:29. Treegans (those who practice Treeganism) don't eat green leafy plants, or the roots. The act of which kills the plant and because in Genesis 1:30, the green plant was made and intended as food for animals.

I've decided to practice treeganism because it is biblical and overall makes me feel a lot more alert and healthy!

treeganism by Jodiah C. June 1, 2019

Freeganism 

A lifestyle dedicated to sourcing as many free goods and services as possible.

I'm sick of paying for everything! I'm converting to freeganism!

Freeganism by asdeke December 20, 2008

Freeganism 

Philosophy that promotes getting as much of one's food as possible from free sources.

"Your roomate is a freeganism"
( think about it..)

Freeganism by aba May 13, 2005

cretanism 

The uncontrollable ability to bother, annoy or harass others with one's behavior.

My brother is a cretan and suffers from cretanism and low levels of gravitas.

cretanism by Stanchion May 4, 2014

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020