cretage 

An individual who is highly tweaked from consuming a certain substance. This word can also often be declared after a lung shattering dab has been taken.

Amfon: “holy fuck Bradley, that was a fat dab!”

Bradley: “yeh. Cretage bro.”

cretage by Skooba123 November 27, 2020

Cretaceous  

1. An ancient creature or person which should have been long dead.
2. A boring situation which one should have stopped persueing hours ago

"Maaan, these waves are Cretaceous dude. We should split and catch outselves a fresh pie"

Cretaceous by Kigs December 7, 2006

camp cretaceous 

its a show on netflix really good show about dinosaurs/ Jurassic park watchit its good

jeff-watch camp cretaceous
john-sure

camp cretaceous by hi matey mate June 3, 2021

Melora Creager 

Main member of gothic cello band Rasputina, which performs in Edwardian underwear. Writes all songs, performs all vocals and is first chair.

Melora Creager is amazing

Melora Creager by PiraticalKat October 8, 2003

Crepage 

noun: the devastatingly delicious experience that comes when you get a late night crepe delivery

Jacob: “Hey, baby, what’re you gettin up to 2nite?”
Grace: “Boutta get down with some crepes. Frankly, there’s gonna be some gnarly crepage. I wouldn’t come around until things settle down.”
Jacob: That’s hot. For sure gonna let you do that on your own, though.

Crepage by Cunnin’ Linguist April 29, 2020

crewage 

a big gathering of sound people

there is a big crewage in the park

crewage by tommy April 26, 2005

cretaceous 

that which is utterly ridiculous, exaggerated, or nonsensical.

"Maaan that shiiit was cretaceous!"
"yo hubert, that's totally cretaceous!!

cretaceous by Feke September 15, 2007