Definitions by Kigs

Chert 

1. A proclamation of a lovely and individualistic event.
2. Utterance displaying moment of joy and exultation at the quality of a moment in life.
example

"Dude, the mantle crux on that 5.10c crack was so chert!"

Chert by Kigs December 7, 2006

Cretaceous  

1. An ancient creature or person which should have been long dead.
2. A boring situation which one should have stopped persueing hours ago

"Maaan, these waves are Cretaceous dude. We should split and catch outselves a fresh pie"

Cretaceous by Kigs December 7, 2006