by Tommy March 23, 2003


To go wrong in such a way that is not entirely ironic or different from the origin, but rather a slight deviation from what was expected.
His expectations not met,
yet his hopes kept alive,
the night went askewer for Tom
but he would survive.
yet his hopes kept alive,
the night went askewer for Tom
but he would survive.
by Tommy April 29, 2005

Short slang for sphincter. Mainly used as an insult. Many believe it specifically defines a female arsehole. Also see git, arsehole, chocalate starfish, pooper.
Ill take your mum up the schvingt!
My schvingt is awfully sore after takin that bangin shite!
U fuckin dumb schvingt!
My schvingt is awfully sore after takin that bangin shite!
U fuckin dumb schvingt!
by tOmmy May 07, 2004

by Tommy April 12, 2005

BIGGEST POSER OF ALL TIME!! Often associated with gender confusion, and sexual disorientation. Extreamly N00bish at Halo and frequently mistaken for a sac of potatoes.
by Tommy February 27, 2005
