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creamxowl by creamxowl September 24, 2021
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Creamoglobin 

(kree-muh-gloh-bin); (Craemoglobin; UK)
-noun

The resulting post-coital amalgam following unprotected sexual intercourse during the female menstrual phase.
Dude, I boned Sally when she was on the rag and now I've got creamoglobin all over my sheets.
Creamoglobin by J-Juice April 4, 2011

[creamhole] 

A hot and prepared-for-pounding vagina.
All I wanted to do was empty my swollen nads into her hot creamhole.

creamdoll 

Posh, Sexy and beautiful female.
Jessica is a proper creamdoll.
Hell yeah! I don't mind spending my money on creamdolls.
creamdoll by Alagzy September 2, 2014

creamroll steamroll 

to take a massive heaping and steaming shit on someone's chest while laughing very loudly
Look at that creamroll steamroll Bob just left on Jim's chest!
The act of cumming inside someone then sucker punching them in the face.
Jackson:"My girlfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom"
Tyler:"Oh yeah, what did you two do?"
Jackson:"I creampow'd her"
Creampow by A Marshadow March 4, 2021

Creamola foam float 

When she says she has a headache so you wait till she is asleep, have a wank over her tits and throw on a soluble asprin and watch it fizz in your jizz!
She said she wasn't feeling very well for any action so i gave her the creamola foam float!!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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