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Creamoglobin
(kree-muh-gloh-bin); (Craemoglobin; UK)
-noun
The resulting post-coital amalgam following unprotected sexual intercourse during the female menstrual phase.
-noun
The resulting post-coital amalgam following unprotected sexual intercourse during the female menstrual phase.
Creamoglobin by J-Juice April 4, 2011
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Creampow
Jackson:"My girlfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom"
Tyler:"Oh yeah, what did you two do?"
Jackson:"I creampow'd her"
Tyler:"Oh yeah, what did you two do?"
Jackson:"I creampow'd her"
Creampow by A Marshadow March 4, 2021
Creamola foam float
When she says she has a headache so you wait till she is asleep, have a wank over her tits and throw on a soluble asprin and watch it fizz in your jizz!
Creamola foam float by curtainwip3r June 19, 2021
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