creamed jeans

The act of ejaculating to early when seeing a hot female.

Chick: Hi
Dude: I've got to go!

Other Dude: I think that guy just creamed jeans!

by Mclovin42069 March 19, 2017

creamed my jeans

when some one is so fucking hot that you have an orgasm and cream ur jeans

Donna: i just creamed my jeans looking at Leo DiCaprio

by Sparks813 September 23, 2006

Creased Jeans Moment

That moment when you collect your jeans from the cleaners shortly before you want to wear them for a hot date, only to realise they've had creases ironed right down the front of them and there's no time to change.

Damn this Creased Jeans Moment - the cleaner's ironed creases right down the front of my jeans and I've no time to change before my hot date.

by Angry Filthster June 4, 2010

Jeans creamer

When a person is so attractive the very site of them makes you ejaculate instantly.

I just saw a celebrity in person. They were hotter in person than on TV , a total jeans creamer!

by Chadwick74 September 5, 2017

jean-creamer

A sexual person, scene, situation, or movie that makes you cream your jeans.

That porno was really a jean-creamer.

by Dealin' Don February 24, 2009