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creamed jeans

The act of ejaculating to early when seeing a hot female.
Chick: Hi
Dude: I've got to go!

Other Dude: I think that guy just creamed jeans!
by Mclovin42069 March 19, 2017
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creamed my jeans

when some one is so fucking hot that you have an orgasm and cream ur jeans
Donna: i just creamed my jeans looking at Leo DiCaprio
by Sparks813 September 23, 2006
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Creased Jeans Moment

That moment when you collect your jeans from the cleaners shortly before you want to wear them for a hot date, only to realise they've had creases ironed right down the front of them and there's no time to change.
Damn this Creased Jeans Moment - the cleaner's ironed creases right down the front of my jeans and I've no time to change before my hot date.
by Angry Filthster June 4, 2010
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Jeans creamer

When a person is so attractive the very site of them makes you ejaculate instantly.
I just saw a celebrity in person. They were hotter in person than on TV , a total jeans creamer!
by Chadwick74 September 5, 2017
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jean-creamer

A sexual person, scene, situation, or movie that makes you cream your jeans.
That porno was really a jean-creamer.
by Dealin' Don February 24, 2009
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