creamed jeans 

The act of ejaculating to early when seeing a hot female.

Chick: Hi
Dude: I've got to go!

Other Dude: I think that guy just creamed jeans!

creamed jeans by Mclovin42069 March 19, 2017

creamed my jeans 

when some one is so fucking hot that you have an orgasm and cream ur jeans

Donna: i just creamed my jeans looking at Leo DiCaprio

creamed my jeans by Sparks813 September 23, 2006

Creased Jeans Moment 

That moment when you collect your jeans from the cleaners shortly before you want to wear them for a hot date, only to realise they've had creases ironed right down the front of them and there's no time to change.

Damn this Creased Jeans Moment - the cleaner's ironed creases right down the front of my jeans and I've no time to change before my hot date.

Creased Jeans Moment by Angry Filthster June 4, 2010

Jeans creamer 

When a person is so attractive the very site of them makes you ejaculate instantly.

I just saw a celebrity in person. They were hotter in person than on TV , a total jeans creamer!

Jeans creamer by Chadwick74 September 5, 2017

jean-creamer 

A sexual person, scene, situation, or movie that makes you cream your jeans.

That porno was really a jean-creamer.

jean-creamer by Dealin' Don February 24, 2009