cream head 

cream head implies someone who is balder than an eagle. if you are classified as a cream head u need to buy a wig. example: Bruce Willis

"I can't believe i saw that cream head walking down the street the other day."

cream head by aguyinthemist October 27, 2017

Ice Cream Headache 

1. God's way of punishing you for eating too much ice cream at once.

2. The worst ten second headache you will ever have.

Kid: Aw fuck, ice cream headache!!

God: Haha, that's what ya get.

Ice Cream Headache by ohbabybay July 20, 2009

Ice Cream Headache 

that sharp stabbing pain you get between your eyes when you eat too much ice-cream too quickly.

oh man, i had a 4lt tub of choc-chip ice cream and now my brain is burnin!

Ice Cream Headache by simon e kopp January 5, 2004

Creamy mop head 

When a me cums on a womens hair then has another women chew that semen filled hair

Dude i made these girls a nice creamy mop head last night it was so hot.

Creamy mop head by The_Wisest_Monk October 5, 2016

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9 

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9 by Zonal K September 25, 2019

creakhead

A thing that Aether says because why not. We all think of flamingos dipping their head in creeks, yeah it’s true.

Mainly used as an alternative for crackhead or crakhead

Guy one:"𝑀𝑦 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑠 𝑎 Creakhead."
Guy two:"𝑊𝘩𝑎𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝘩𝑎𝑡?"
Guy one:"𝐴 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤𝘩𝑜 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑓𝑙𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑜𝑠"
Guy two:"𝑂𝘩𝘩𝘩..."

creakhead by Snsndkicshdldosjsnclw October 3, 2021

Creakhead

A person who mistakes social media for a repair shop and decides to disassemble their vehicle on camera while visibly not sober. Known for chaos, confidence, and bad decisions.

Amanda is being such a creakhead.

She’s got creakhead energy

Creakhead by Byoung22 May 14, 2026