A marketing term used to describe advertisements with overly-developed creative themes. Viewers remember the commercial, but not the product or service it's for.
"Hey did you see that commercial where the guy has to work with an office full of monkeys?"
The natural or acquired skill of cramming knowledge into one's brain via intense periods of revision in the final moments (most frequently days or hours before an exam).
I got an A* in English from pure cramability.
Man, my aspiration in life is to have cramability as good as yours!
1. Noun. The concept that one's reality is or can be created or shaped by oneself, through purposeful, active involvement in doing so.
2. Noun. The created reality of a delusional person.
1. Randy was tired of never being good enough, so he employed the philosophy of creality, and made himself into the person he wanted to be.
The reality was, Laura was unsuccessful at her job. Through much self-discipline and motivation, one year later, the creality was that she become CEO.
2. Cindy didn't want to deal with her grief over a friend's death, so she lost touch with reality and sunk deeper into a creality, insisting to concerned friends that she was fine.
"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."
Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."