creability 

creative ability

Johnny here uses his Creability to design our brand logo.

creability by Mcarpenter086 January 26, 2023

Vampire Creativity 

A marketing term used to describe advertisements with overly-developed creative themes. Viewers remember the commercial, but not the product or service it's for.

"Hey did you see that commercial where the guy has to work with an office full of monkeys?"

"Yeah that was hilarious! What was that for again?"

"Dude, I have no idea."

(In reference to CareerBuilder.com's vampire creativity)

Vampire Creativity by wingding2424 August 3, 2009

Cramability

noun masc.:

The natural or acquired skill of cramming knowledge into one's brain via intense periods of revision in the final moments (most frequently days or hours before an exam).

I got an A* in English from pure cramability.
Man, my aspiration in life is to have cramability as good as yours!

Cramability by Xuz May 25, 2009

Creality 

1. Noun. The concept that one's reality is or can be created or shaped by oneself, through purposeful, active involvement in doing so.

2. Noun. The created reality of a delusional person.

1. Randy was tired of never being good enough, so he employed the philosophy of creality, and made himself into the person he wanted to be.

The reality was, Laura was unsuccessful at her job. Through much self-discipline and motivation, one year later, the creality was that she become CEO.

2. Cindy didn't want to deal with her grief over a friend's death, so she lost touch with reality and sunk deeper into a creality, insisting to concerned friends that she was fine.

Creality by madrigal June 20, 2008

Canability 

Noun:
Skilled to Perform, Inspired to Unleash Brilliance
(See also: Pallets Up)

Wei Ming pumped his hands to the beat of the Press. Jesse was like, yeah boi, Pallets Up!. Sik Canability!

Canability by CanMaker August 29, 2023

Chronic Creativity 

You don't come down with it, you come up with it.

Does that guy have ADHD or something? No he suffers from Chronic Creativity.

Chronic Creativity by Lenny Pepperidge March 4, 2014

wireless crapability 

n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."

"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."

wireless crapability by arkinese June 8, 2014