Canability 

Noun:
Skilled to Perform, Inspired to Unleash Brilliance
(See also: Pallets Up)

Wei Ming pumped his hands to the beat of the Press. Jesse was like, yeah boi, Pallets Up!. Sik Canability!

Canability by CanMaker August 29, 2023

Canability 

Noun:
Skilled to Perform
Inspired to Unleash Brilliance
(See also: Pallets Up)

Wei Ming pumped his hands to the beat of the Press. Jesse was like, yeah boi, Pallets Up! Sik Canability!

Canability by CanMaker August 29, 2023

Cramability

noun masc.:

The natural or acquired skill of cramming knowledge into one's brain via intense periods of revision in the final moments (most frequently days or hours before an exam).

I got an A* in English from pure cramability.
Man, my aspiration in life is to have cramability as good as yours!

Cramability by Xuz May 25, 2009

Cuntability

The ability to be a cunt with little to no effort.

Amy has great Cuntability!

Cuntability by Mr Munt May 24, 2014

wireless crapability 

n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."

"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."

wireless crapability by arkinese June 8, 2014

Crapability 

How bad a thing, or someone, can be. The opposite of(credibility)

That deal was rejected due to its high level crapability

Crapability by shabbooo7 December 13, 2010

Cognitive Capability Fabrication 

An ability only low to mid-ranked divine beings possess. It allows the users to manifest any “superpower” imaginable. This ability was created by the high-ranked gods to accommodate weaker gods in dire situations. The ability activates when the user concentrate on the desired powers. There are no limits on how high someone’s powers can go, but there is a minimum limit. “Any being with Cognitive Capability Fabrication is unable to accelerate under twenty-five meters per second.” This limitation only refers to an individual’s sprinting speed, not the walking speed. The high-ranked Immortal beings may obtain the ability if they wanted to alter their bodies into a mortal.

P1: I wish I had superpowers.
P2: Do you know about Cognitive Capability Fabrication?
P1: No. What is that?
P2: Basically, you get superpowers by imagining them.
P1: I’ve done that before. It doesn’t work.
P2: That makes sense, because you’re not a god.

Cognitive Capability Fabrication by Ardyneus December 25, 2019