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Crazy Monkey 

After intercourse when the female returns from her usual trip to the bathroom, you are waiting with a hot pile of poo, and lovingly throw it at her with.
I wanted to show her how muc I cared with a crazy monkey
Crazy Monkey by Billy Jones June 1, 2004

Crazy Monkey Sex

A frequent reaction women have, usually newly weds, when women are taken to tropical settings and commit unadulterated sexual acts on the other person. Their sexual appetite is dramatically increased and inhibitions are greatly reduced.
New Husband - "Man, when we were in Aruba for our honeymoon, my wife was a fiend for sex. All she wanted to do was have crazy monkey sex all day long!"
Crazy Monkey Sex by Joshermon September 1, 2009

crazy monkey bitches 

A group of people acting feral while going to get an item/items.
"I was going to get a pencil when my teacher told our class to go up to her desk to get one, but everyone else ran and got one before I could. My classmates are such crazy monkey bitches."

Crazy Monkey/Black Thundercloud

When a woman is giving a man head and he proceeds to ejaculate in one of her eyes, punches her in the other eye, and runs away with her purse.
Whenever I want to end a relationship, or I'm low on cash I just pull a Crazy Monkey/Black Thundercloud and it solves all my problems.

crazy monkey handle sex 

a person having Rectal sex with a man
I had crazy monkey handle sex with your dad.

Crazy Monkey Sex

BECAUSE WE ARE HIGH.

lololol.
abbreviation - cms.
SUBSTITUTE CMS WITH IT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE.
I want it.

(I WANT CRAZY MONKEY SEX)

LOLOLOLOL
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