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A person that everyone envies. Has climbed Mount Everest, wrestled 20 alligators, killed a bear with his own hands and has a big penis.
"Woah that guy is cool"

"He isn't as cool as Craytic though"

"You got that right!"
craytic by craytic September 24, 2014
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Crafticious 

Being highly skilled in creative activity . Exceptionally crafty in nature. One level below "MacGyver".
Wow, I did not know you were so crafticious.
Crafticious by Grottodevil February 19, 2013

craydiculous 

/ˈkrādikyələs/
informal
adjective

Considerably more outrageous than ridiculous, with an added level of cray cray that is not inherent to being redonkulous.
That wicked winter storm was totes craydiculous!
An article that is crap
I read a crapticle that said that there’s 74 genders
Crapticle by KnotKnotESV September 7, 2018

craptice 

A practice in business environments that is an outright waste of time and resources. The craptice is usually deemed "crappy" by most members on a project team and typically bashed upon.
Pam and Rick thought that the multitude of craptices suggested at the team meeting was indicative of a bad project ahead.
craptice by Raibu Chacko July 19, 2005

game cratic 

A critic who reviews games for how the gamers like the game.
Dude the game cratic for Runescape was totally right on giving it a 4.5 of out 5 for it's fun.
game cratic by Mile' Ferguson March 21, 2008
Exceptionally terrible. A complete and utter waste of time for everyone involved on all levels.
Everything Harry as ever posted on the internet is crastic in the extreme.
Crastic by Rozzlol August 7, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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