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of, pertaining to simple, country life.
"across from the crastic country side where they raised wild horses one horse caught my eye"
Crastic by Wyld Stallions March 30, 2013

crastic plates 

Those things we never have to wash after dinner.
Hon, I'm sure there are plenty of bears in the park who'd love to spend the weekend with those crastic plates.
crastic plates by enviroman June 29, 2011

Crabstickz 

Crabstickz (Chris Kendall) is a British youtuber who is known for his hilarious comedy sketches and fun personality. His videos involve parodies where he creates characters (such as Enrique Alfalfa) and ones where he just talks to the camera.

He also has a second channel; crabstickz2
He joined Youtube in 2008 and has been making videos ever since. Crabstickz is also good friends with KickThePJ, where they jokingly encourage the fiction pairing 'kickthestickz'
Crabstickz has also made videos alongside other youtubers; danisnotonfire, PJ and amazingphil. They're known as 'the fantastic foursome'

Unfortunately, most of the teenage fanbase for the foursome are shallow fan girls that rate their channels by appearance and looks, rather than actual talent and comedy.
This has caused crabstickz to be hesitant of uploading new videos, as he went through a phase of not enjoying making videos and even considered quitting because YouTube had 'changed'.
What he needs to realise is that he should ignore the pathetic 15 year olds who only care about who's the 'hottest' and should do what he enjoys, even if its just talking to the camera. Because not all of his subscribers are creepy fangirls (similar to his impersonation of a typical fangirl 'Becca Hodgekins') & we just want to see him!
Fangirl: Crabstickz is the least attractive in the fantastic foursome lol!!11!1!1!! But he still makez my ovaries explode l0l

Girl 2: Why do you rate them by appearance? What has youtube become!? Crabstickz has the best personality by far, he is funny, honest and very attractive.

Please stop ruining YouTube shallow fangirls.
Crabstickz by anyaaa September 7, 2013

casticle 

A name for someone who is both a dick and a pussy at the same time, implying that they were castrated
Person 1: Did you hear about Samantha’s boyfriend?

Person 2: Yeah, hes a total casticle

professional crastinator 

One who waits until the very last second to do anything, but still gets it done. One who will do anything and everything he/she can to put off work, including writing definitions into the Urban Dictionary. One who procrastinates in every aspect in his or her life.
"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a Professional Crastinator"
"What's that?"
"Hold on, I'll tell you in a minute."

crabstick 

1. The act of holding others back, with no intention of gaining from restraining their peers.
2. Intentionally ruining something for someone simply for the joy of watching them suffer.

The word originates from crabs in a pot cooking. When some of the crabs try to escape from being cooked, one crab would grab the others, preventing them from escaping. That crab is called the crabstick.
Oh man, Shorty is such a crabstick!!

Shorty sucks you in like a dirty little crabstick!
crabstick by shortshort April 1, 2009