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Cryaotic 

Cryaotic (or Cry for short) is one of the sexiest men alive. His YouTube channel (ChaoticMonki) currently has 200,146 subscribers. He first started YouTube gaming in 2007, his first video uploaded on August 28. That day is a special day.. is it the day a legend was born. But the one thing that makes this sexy man beast special is that he doesn't show his face, only is heavenly voice. He wishes to remain anonymous and only go by the name Cry by his fan base. He has yet to show his true identity but that's what makes him as amazing as he is. He is also well known for his cartoon drawing of a figure known as the 'Sup' guy. Oh, and he loves tit's.
Friend: Who is Cryaotic?

Fan: *GASP* WHO IS CRY? HE ONLY THE MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER!
Cryaotic by MaggieMae135 October 9, 2012

chaotic evil

A personality where someone just wants to watch the world burn around them. Like that meme with the dog in the burning room, except he caused the fire.
I got cold, so I set your car on fire. Now it’s too hot.
Wow, that’s such strong chaotic evil vibes.

chaotic energy 

(adj.) the energy that someone gives off when they do something out of line or without thought, but all in good laughs and no one is harmed. This energy, or vibe is usually radiated from someone who loves banter and has a fun and honest personality.

Similar to crackhead energy, minus being weird and/or obnoxious.
At a CD signing for Louis Tomlinson's debut album:
*fan approaches table with louis sitting down*
Fan: you're so fucking cute
Louis: awh thanks love
Fan: can you write something cute for me?
Louis: uhm yeah...what constitutes "cute?".... here ya go... "fuck off"
*Louis signs "Fuck OFF" on his CD, hands it back to the fan, and laughs, displaying his chaotic energy. Fan giggles and walks away*
chaotic energy by cinnabellex3 February 7, 2020

Chaotic Stupid 

in reference to a D&D character, extremely dumb and unintelligent. One can be classified as chaotic stupid if they do such things as taking a more complicated way to do things, or do something the party has told them not to, for no reason.
DM: "Okay guys, you enter into the room and there's a button in the middle of the room."
Player 1: "Okay. Don't press the button guys. It could be a trap. Let's just continue."
Player 2: "What colour is this button?"
Player 1: "Does that matter?"
DM: "It's bright red like the buzzers on Family Feud."
Player 2: "I can't resist it. I push the button."
Player 1: "Really? We got Mr. Chaotic Stupid over here don't we?"
Chaotic Stupid by UrbanSparkles October 28, 2020
Word of the Day on October 30, 2023

chaoticaftermath

Chaoticaftermath is a dragon fucker for some reason
He also got addicted to fucking dragons because of monster hunter
Chaoticaftermath : dragon semen 😏

Chaotic Neutral 

Chaotic Neutral is freedom from both society's restrictions and a do-gooder's zeal.

Chaotic neutral characters follow their whims. They are individualists first and last. They value their own liberty but do not strive to protect the freedom of others. They avoid authority, resent restrictions, and challenge traditions. Chaotic neutral characters don't intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, they would have to be motivated either by good (a desire to help people) or by evil (a desire to hurt people).

Chaotic neutral characters may be unpredictable, but their behavior is not totally random - they are not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it. However, they do act on momentary whims, and are known to be unreliable. As some would say, "the only reliable thing about them is that they cannot be relied upon!"

Chaotic Neutral is sometimes considered the "purest" form of chaos, without bias in favor of good or evil.
A wandering rogue who lives both by work for hire and petty theft, an eccentric mage who experiments with dangerous magic just to view the results, and a con-artist or hustler who plays all sides against the middle to further his own aims are all examples of chaotic neutral characters.
Chaotic Neutral by Joe Wikipedia December 13, 2008
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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