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crawshits 

Any bowel movement following the consumption of crawfish at a southern crawfish boil. Typically accompanied by the unmistakable scent of digested crab boil, the visual presence of corn and a burning sensation caused by cayenne pepper.
Dude, I could barely walk yesterday! I had a major case of the crawshits, but if y'all are having a boil next weekend, hell yes I'll be there!
crawshits by PhillyStinkBait March 14, 2022
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Crazyshits 

A group of people that are senseless, impractical, intensely enthusiastic, inferior, worthless, selfish, mean and racist..
Please, stop acting like the crazyshits.

super mega piece of CRAPSHITFUCK!!!! 

This vigorous and violent outburst is usually associated with someone terribly angry and disappointed with something.
Silver Sun is a super mega piece of crapshitfuck!!!!

Crapshit sandwich 

A sandwich made out of the crap and shit you find around your house. (ex: bread, lettuce, a smashed egg, AA batteries, bodywash, a frozen burger, a shell, baby carrots, etc.) This is always a fun thing to make. Wrap it in plastic, and hide it in your friend's closet, or sock drawer. Also may consist of literal shit.

Also can be used to cover up swear words
What the fuck is this crapshit sandwich doing here!?

Holy crapshit sandwich
Crapshit sandwich by Isotti January 14, 2010
The Jamaican definition for being someone with bad luck towards another person
The girl is a big crawsis, made the poor man go bankrupt
Crawsis by Raenae4day May 21, 2022

Crapshit 

Exclamation of surprise, especially dismay or other non-favorable excitment (though not always)
Oh great merciful 'crapshit', my hand is stuck in the blender!
Crapshit by Trey October 20, 2004

crapshit 

WOH FUCK i stepped in some crapshit
crapshit by Paul June 19, 2003