by cameron March 9, 2004
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adjective
To be simultaneously crafty and masterful in an abundantly confident way.
(also: crastery, noun)
The act of being crasterful.
One is crasterful in an authentic way when one demonstrates the depth of one’s skills, knowledge, or experience. In this sense, the crasterful person is a true expert in his or her field and displays a justified level of assuredness.
One is crasterful in an inauthentic way when one fancies oneself knowledgeable but is actually full of shit. This is exemplified when one does not really know what one is talking about but arrogantly rambles on regardless.
Since being crasterful usually manifests itself in the form of explaining something in a very knowing, self-assured way, it can be difficult to discern precisely how knowledgeable the person actually is. While it can be prudent to attempt to determine the authenticity of one’s crastery, this is not always possible. Moreover, contrary to popular belief, crastery does not have inherently positive or negative connotations; rather, it is simply a descriptor that demonstrates someone is “in the zone,” even if that zone is incorrect.
Oftentimes crastery can be expressed nonverbally, usually by flashing a crasterful smile. This look simply says, “You should listen to me, because I know what I'm talking about.” The telltale signs of a crasterful smile are crooked smirks, raised eyebrows, and twinkling eyes. Slow nods are also common.
adjective
To be simultaneously crafty and masterful in an abundantly confident way.
(also: crastery, noun)
The act of being crasterful.
One is crasterful in an authentic way when one demonstrates the depth of one’s skills, knowledge, or experience. In this sense, the crasterful person is a true expert in his or her field and displays a justified level of assuredness.
One is crasterful in an inauthentic way when one fancies oneself knowledgeable but is actually full of shit. This is exemplified when one does not really know what one is talking about but arrogantly rambles on regardless.
Since being crasterful usually manifests itself in the form of explaining something in a very knowing, self-assured way, it can be difficult to discern precisely how knowledgeable the person actually is. While it can be prudent to attempt to determine the authenticity of one’s crastery, this is not always possible. Moreover, contrary to popular belief, crastery does not have inherently positive or negative connotations; rather, it is simply a descriptor that demonstrates someone is “in the zone,” even if that zone is incorrect.
Oftentimes crastery can be expressed nonverbally, usually by flashing a crasterful smile. This look simply says, “You should listen to me, because I know what I'm talking about.” The telltale signs of a crasterful smile are crooked smirks, raised eyebrows, and twinkling eyes. Slow nods are also common.
“My snowboard instructor has been giving me pointers, and thanks to her, I just rode my first black diamond run. I’m glad she’s so crasterful!”
“I am in absolute awe of Neil deGrasse Tyson’s scientific crastery.”
“Take it easy, buddy. I think you may be getting just a bit too crasterful for your own good.”
“In my opinion, Stephen Colbert is the epitome of political pundit crastery.”
“I was really crasterful while writing this definition for Urban Dictionary.”
“J.K. Simmons always gets typecast as ‘that crasterful guy,’ but he’s actually quite an accomplished actor.”
“That’s one hell of a crasterful smile you’re sporting. What’s the plan?”
“I am in absolute awe of Neil deGrasse Tyson’s scientific crastery.”
“Take it easy, buddy. I think you may be getting just a bit too crasterful for your own good.”
“In my opinion, Stephen Colbert is the epitome of political pundit crastery.”
“I was really crasterful while writing this definition for Urban Dictionary.”
“J.K. Simmons always gets typecast as ‘that crasterful guy,’ but he’s actually quite an accomplished actor.”
“That’s one hell of a crasterful smile you’re sporting. What’s the plan?”
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What you become when you make it in life. There is no higher status you can achieve on this planet. You will cement your place in history as a Shrine God. Kids in 2032 will be doing presentations on you in school. Congratulations 🎉.
When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:
When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:
Employer: "Welcome to this interview! Could I please see your resume before we begin?"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this job."
Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this job. Even I would do a better job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *busted* "You're hired!"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this job."
Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this job. Even I would do a better job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *busted* "You're hired!"
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by JewC December 22, 2008
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Cashier: (smiling) hi sir how are you today?
Rude Asshole Customer: YOU ARE OUT OF BANANAS. NOW I HAVE TO GO TO ANOTHER STORE!
Cashier: (still being friendly) I'm sorry about that sir. Your total is $85.30.
R.A.C: How is it that much?!! (assuming cashier is stupid and over charged him on every item.
Cashier: Thank you and have a nice day!
R.A.C: Walks away without saying anything.
Rude Asshole Customer: YOU ARE OUT OF BANANAS. NOW I HAVE TO GO TO ANOTHER STORE!
Cashier: (still being friendly) I'm sorry about that sir. Your total is $85.30.
R.A.C: How is it that much?!! (assuming cashier is stupid and over charged him on every item.
Cashier: Thank you and have a nice day!
R.A.C: Walks away without saying anything.
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Get the Airbnb crasher mug.Wedding Crashers is a hilarious 2005 movie starring Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson as two guys who go around crashing weddings to sleep with girls. It was definitely the funniest movie of 2005.
John Beckwith: Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.
Jeremy Grey: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John Beckwith: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy Grey: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
makes sputtering motorboat noise
Jeremy Grey: You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
John Beckwith: What's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey: What do you mean "what's wrong with me?" What's wrong with you?
John Beckwith: No, what's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey: No, what's wrong with you? You're projecting!
John Beckwith: Drop it.
Jeremy Grey: You drop it! You stop projecting on me! Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood.
John Beckwith: Drop it!
starts walking away
Jeremy Grey: Team player!
- Wedding Crashers
Jeremy Grey: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John Beckwith: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy Grey: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
makes sputtering motorboat noise
Jeremy Grey: You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
John Beckwith: What's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey: What do you mean "what's wrong with me?" What's wrong with you?
John Beckwith: No, what's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey: No, what's wrong with you? You're projecting!
John Beckwith: Drop it.
Jeremy Grey: You drop it! You stop projecting on me! Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood.
John Beckwith: Drop it!
starts walking away
Jeremy Grey: Team player!
- Wedding Crashers
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