crawdle 

When you get a half or full boner and have to stand up so you hunch over to try to make it not obvious.

I was getting out of my carpool and I had a Chubb so I had to crawdle so she could not see.

crawdle by #preme December 4, 2015

Mall Crawler 

A Jeep Wrangler that is never taken mudding or off-roading. Essentially only bought for looks.

"How does she keep her Jeep so clean?"
"It's a mall crawler, she never takes it anywhere but the road"

Mall Crawler by 999WRLD August 2, 2020

Cradled

To have held someone in your arms gently. (Past tense)

"We had a bonding moment, I cradled you in my arms!"

Cradled by AnonymousKlance June 27, 2018

Da Vinci's Cradle 

Da Vinci's Cradle (DVC) is the sensational feeling of euphoria and ecstasy in a man's genitals that occurs during extreme falls and especially thrill rides at theme parks.

"Oh hell yes, that ride gave me extreme Da Vinci's Cradle!

"Too bad that the ladies will never experience the awesomeness of DVC."

"Dude, the DVC on that ride almost made me jizz!"

Da Vinci's Cradle by Bobessethoe Crawielyeters April 26, 2009

crawlleague 

A 'crawlleague' is a co-worker or colleague whose lack of self-respect and character forces them to spend much of their working life, and their sad, sad social life on their knees.

Employee #1: Wow, that guy seems to be a rising star in your firm. Every time I visit your office he's hanging on your bosses' every word and staring at him with those big doe eyes.

Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.

crawlleague by Bryan Gilbreath March 7, 2012

corona crawler 

A term used to describe a baby born conceived during/around when the covid pandemic occurred.

During quarantine my girlfriend got pregnant, now we’re expecting a corona crawler.

corona crawler by adaisy275 April 15, 2021

Curb crawler

a man who cruises in his vehicle looking for a streetwalker to pick up for sex

Yo, I seen that same curb crawler pass by here six times in the past half hour.

Curb crawler by hickory March 2, 2008