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He’s a one of a kind multi talented individual with dreams of world unity.
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by Crasii July 25, 2023
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Crashing Your Donkey

Crashing your Donkey- This is a much better way of saying I got really really drunk last night. More than likely your Donkey ends up going out in it's apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur. So next time you get trashed please remember not to lose your Donkey and when people ask you what the hell happened to you last night just tell them you crashed your Donkey and walk away. It's a freaking funny way to express yourself in a Donkey hangover kind of way.
10 Common ways to express your self in a Donkey kind of way :-)

Crashing Your Donkey.....

1. I crashed my Donkey.
2. I lost my Donkey in the woods.
3. My Donkey is stuck in the tree.
4. Have you seen my Donkey lately?
5. My Donkey Lost a leg last night.
6. I was humping my Donkey but he fell asleep on me.
7. Donkeys can fly!!! Seen it with my own two eyes.
8. Hi! My name is Donkey.
9. I freaking totaled my Donkey last night
10. I crashed my Donkey into a guardrail and he rolled down the hill into the creek.
by Ron420 January 16, 2010
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crashing out

To willingly or unwittingly enter into a situation knowing the outcome will not be good.
Im worried about you bro your "crashing out"
Let this bitch keep talkin and im bout to crash all the way out
by Rich<> May 17, 2016
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crassing

Constantly looking at your phone while out with friends and/or at a public event, e.g. concert, sporting event, wedding, etc.
The concert was great, but instead of taking time to enjoy the show he had his smart phone out and he was crassing the entire time.
by shebainpdx August 26, 2013
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Crashing Paper Mario

Do anything in this game. I dare you. Just push One simple button. You'll find a way to crash it. Talking to toads? Crashes Paper Mario. Using a mushroom? Crashes Paper Mario. Kooper kissing Mario? You guessed it, that crashes Paper Mario.
Crashing Paper Mario is easier than flipping a coin and getting tails.
by Escargoon March 7, 2019
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ego crashing

Streamer bfk_fer1yfe's defition for when a driver's ego is too big to maneuver out of an iminent, perfectly avoidable car crash, so they just keep going forward trusting that the other driver will avoid them.
These dogs Nissan Altima drivers could have avoided hitting each other but ended up ego crashing. Hello or no?
by RPFMyHalland November 17, 2022
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Mall Crashing

On a Day out Mall crashing you would push people over dressed up as hotdogs, scare people by hiding behind the rails in primark, etc.
by Rgreener November 1, 2011
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