Escargoon

A genius snail who acts like a real slug. Being the assistant of King Dedede he really takes a lot of lumps while on the job from that giant hammer. Although he gets physically abused on a daily bases by the kings actions, he still cares for Dedede, and his well being. But above all else, the one he cares about most is his mommy.
I have the mental thinking that you've been banging on my noggin like bongos Escargoon!
by Escargoon March 08, 2019
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Crashing Paper Mario

Do anything in this game. I dare you. Just push One simple button. You'll find a way to crash it. Talking to toads? Crashes Paper Mario. Using a mushroom? Crashes Paper Mario. Kooper kissing Mario? You guessed it, that crashes Paper Mario.
Crashing Paper Mario is easier than flipping a coin and getting tails.
by Escargoon March 08, 2019
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Yoshi

Basically, it's a living platform that only works properly once jumping off of it right over a bottomless pit.
I'm so glad that there are Yoshi's in this game. I never die to bottomless pits anymore.
by Escargoon March 09, 2019
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