craptard

One who displays substandard intelligence while simultaneously being "full of crap."

adj: craptarded

My schedual didn't say I was supposed to work today! The manager is such a craptard.

craptard by Pan-Chan November 30, 2003

Craptard

A stupid ass person.

That guy from Telstra is a Craptard!!

Craptard by CrazyLawrence98 February 17, 2019

Cryptard 

An asshole so consumed by cryptocurrency mining, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.

Man, that dude is such a cryptard, that is all he ever talks about!

Cryptard by Klaatu9898 February 6, 2018

craptarts 

A word to release anger, without actully swearing.

Craptarts! I got an 'F' on the test. Mom is going to kill me...

craptarts by Aeronacat August 9, 2008

CAPTARD 

Someone who uses random ALL CAPS to make a point.

eg "Dan is such a captard - he sent me another 'ABSOLUTELY IMPERATIVE' email."

CAPTARD by captaincaptard March 4, 2008

Cryptards 

All members of the secured.community crypto chat

I listened to the "expert" cryptards advice in the Secured crypto chats and lost my wife & house

Cryptards by ResellBooster69 January 14, 2022

Crastard

a creepy bastard

that guy keeps looking at me, what a crastard

Crastard by The vagina destroyer August 9, 2009