craptard

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One who displays substandard intelligence while simultaneously being "full of crap."

adj: craptarded

My schedual didn't say I was supposed to work today! The manager is such a craptard.

craptard by Pan-Chan November 30, 2003

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Craptard

A stupid ass person.

That guy from Telstra is a Craptard!!

Craptard by CrazyLawrence98 February 17, 2019

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Cryptard

An asshole so consumed by cryptocurrency mining, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.

Man, that dude is such a cryptard, that is all he ever talks about!

Cryptard by Klaatu9898 February 6, 2018

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craptarts

A word to release anger, without actully swearing.

Craptarts! I got an 'F' on the test. Mom is going to kill me...

craptarts by Aeronacat August 9, 2008

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CAPTARD

Someone who uses random ALL CAPS to make a point.

eg "Dan is such a captard - he sent me another 'ABSOLUTELY IMPERATIVE' email."

CAPTARD by captaincaptard March 4, 2008

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Cryptards

All members of the secured.community crypto chat

I listened to the "expert" cryptards advice in the Secured crypto chats and lost my wife & house

Cryptards by ResellBooster69 January 14, 2022

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Crastard

a creepy bastard

that guy keeps looking at me, what a crastard

Crastard by The vagina destroyer August 9, 2009

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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