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Crapsmanship 

refers to the production or fabrication of sub-standard products by one who misguidedly feels their creations worthy of high praise; oblivious to their lack of skills wasting money, time, and perfectly good materials.
The cabinet Bobby built was yet another fine example of crapsmanship.
Crapsmanship by FatrCat November 2, 2008

crapsicle 

waste matter leaked out of a plane, also known as "blue ice"
from an episode of CSI:NY…
Aiden is puzzled because the Port-a-Potty chemicals match the matter on Bill's jeans but those in his head wound. She breaks down the chemicals and focuses on the one that doesn't match: Dimethyl Benzyl Ammonium, which is used mostly in airplane toilets. Aiden puts it together: waste matter leaked out of a plane, froze in the atmosphere and came crashing down to earth, striking Bill Lamakkia on the head and killing him. Flack is nonplussed: "A crapsicle killed this guy?" he wonders.
crapsicle by victahr September 14, 2005

crapshack 

A crappy, poorly built and maintained house, often referred to as a shithole.
crapshack by Anonymous May 31, 2003

crapshack 

A poorly built home, often referred to as a shithole.
This crapshack is infested with rats.
crapshack by yehaw May 27, 2003

crapsnatch 

A butthole, in particular a poo-gina.
(e.g. "I would never do a girl in the crapsnatch," said Nowacki.)
crapsnatch by Drew Blooberman October 31, 2007

crapsini 

Crapsini is the MUCH cheaper version as Lambrini..and if you thought you couldn't get worse...YOU CAN..its basically piss coloured fizzy alcohol..and it does the job! ..but sadly it rips the lining off your stomach..its on a par with turps.
Pikey's Lise and Elayne..'are you coming around to mine tonight with some crapsini..i could do with a goo sesh'..'yeah i'll get Cezza /Mand/Gilly and Amber round too' ..'mind you i dont think Cezza and Gill..will drink this crapsini shite'
crapsini by crapsini conuseur June 15, 2009