crappiato

Middle class version of a McShit. Dropping a turd in a coffee shop toilet on the (false) basis that you're going to buy a drink immediately afterwards.

James: Why you going into Costa bro? Want a coffee?
Chris: No mate, I'm ordering a crappiato and getting out fast!

by Auld simp March 26, 2016

crappiato

A middle class version of the McShit. Dropping a turd in a coffee shop toilet on the (completely false) pretence that you're planning to buy a coffee afterwards.

James: Why are we going in here? You want a muffin or something?

Chris: No chance. I'm just ordering a crappiato

James: You want any pastries with that?

Chris: Erm...

by Auld simp March 26, 2016

Crapitol One

The worst commercial on television.
Always ending with the line; What's in your wallet?

Gregory: I'm trying to watch the game but this stupid commercial comes up.
Constance: Crapitol One right?
Gregory: Yeah.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

crappity smack

1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for the word 'fuck' in some online forums, chat rooms, etc.

I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.

by motherfucka_bitch-u February 19, 2009

Crappatorium

New slightly posher name for public toilets.

Just popping to the crappatorium for a quick crap.

by Triple J May 4, 2005

crapatory

Portable Toilet. The kind of toilets that you see in the festivals and in the construction sites. Originally concieved by translating from the hebrew "Mahrea"

Pavel: Hey dude, where are you going?
Gabriel: The pizza killed me, i'm heading to the crapatory to download the waste.

by Pavel Z April 21, 2006

Crappit

You will usually say damn it, but in this case you say crappit instead. Exchanging damn with crap. It really has the same meaning but has a more catchy sound to it. "Crappit" is used when something doesn't work out for you or doesn't matter. Or hurts. You can really use whenever you feel like it.

You drop something you say "crappit". You ask someone to explain something but find out that it's really complicated you say "crappit". Someone tell you something bad or sad you say "aaw crappit".

by Thilde December 19, 2010