A middle class version of the McShit. Dropping a turd in a coffee shop toilet on the (completely false) pretence that you're planning to buy a coffee afterwards.
James: Why are we going in here? You want a muffin or something?
Chris: No chance. I'm just ordering a crappiato
James: You want any pastries with that?
Chris: Erm...
Chris: No chance. I'm just ordering a crappiato
James: You want any pastries with that?
Chris: Erm...
by Auld simp December 16, 2015
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Middle class version of a McShit. Dropping a turd in a coffee shop toilet on the (false) basis that you're going to buy a drink immediately afterwards.
James: Why you going into Costa bro? Want a coffee?
Chris: No mate, I'm ordering a crappiato and getting out fast!
Chris: No mate, I'm ordering a crappiato and getting out fast!
by Auld simp December 16, 2015
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