crapony

A company, but in a crappy way.

I worked for this crapony for five years and never received a pay raise.

crapony by markp93 September 27, 2006

craponomy 

The science of classification of turds, according to a predetermined system with the resulting catalog used to provide the conceptual framework for discussion and ANALysis.

We need to refer to the published guidlines for craponomy

craponomy by diana gibson July 21, 2004

Crapon 

Crapon is a phenomenon that happens to some males whilst taking a dump. It's reported that some guys get so turned on by the feeling of dropping logs into the toilet they get a hard on. In some circumstances they actually shoot a small amount of jizz.

Andy: Hey Gaz, Greg, I've just been to the toilet and dropped my load, it felt so good I got a boner and shot my load. It's called a Crapon.
Happened to you guys before?
Gaz: nope
Greg: nope

Crapon by Andy-crapon January 30, 2016

crapronym 

an acronym (series of letters that represents multiple words that are frequently used together) that ignores a word or uses a letter other than the first in a word, so that it may sound better. A crapronym may also use a commonly ignored word such an article.

Acronym: nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR) - uses every word
Crapronym: selection of ligands by exponential enrichment (SELEX) - uses both "e" and "x" from "exponential' and ignores "enrichment"

crapronym by Pennsylvania Fatts June 23, 2009

craponteur 

-noun.

a person who is unskilled in relating stories and anecdotes interestingly.

antonym: raconteur

Alex is such a craponteur. He went into this really detailed retelling of this joke, and by the time he got to the punchline... everyone had left the room.

craponteur by Toby1Ryobi May 26, 2009

CRAPON 

A CRAPON is a person who befriends or takes unusual interest in another person with the predetermined goal of getting that new "friend" or victim to do something for him/her such as borrow money from the victim, stay at victim's place, borrow the victim's car, etc.

That new fake fuk crapon fiend played Dick out of al most $2,000!

CRAPON by Dr. Real Nasty January 8, 2023

Capoñy 

Offensive slur towards latinas.

You old capoñy of a woman

Capoñy by sdmond March 3, 2023