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craponomy
The science of classification of turds, according to a predetermined system with the resulting catalog used to provide the conceptual framework for discussion and ANALysis.
craponomy by diana gibson July 21, 2004
Crapon
Crapon is a phenomenon that happens to some males whilst taking a dump. It's reported that some guys get so turned on by the feeling of dropping logs into the toilet they get a hard on. In some circumstances they actually shoot a small amount of jizz.
Andy: Hey Gaz, Greg, I've just been to the toilet and dropped my load, it felt so good I got a boner and shot my load. It's called a Crapon.
Happened to you guys before?
Gaz: nope
Greg: nope
Happened to you guys before?
Gaz: nope
Greg: nope
Crapon by Andy-crapon January 30, 2016
crapronym
an acronym (series of letters that represents multiple words that are frequently used together) that ignores a word or uses a letter other than the first in a word, so that it may sound better. A crapronym may also use a commonly ignored word such an article.
Acronym: nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR) - uses every word
Crapronym: selection of ligands by exponential enrichment (SELEX) - uses both "e" and "x" from "exponential' and ignores "enrichment"
Crapronym: selection of ligands by exponential enrichment (SELEX) - uses both "e" and "x" from "exponential' and ignores "enrichment"
crapronym by Pennsylvania Fatts June 23, 2009
craponteur
Alex is such a craponteur. He went into this really detailed retelling of this joke, and by the time he got to the punchline... everyone had left the room.
craponteur by Toby1Ryobi May 26, 2009
CRAPON
A CRAPON is a person who befriends or takes unusual interest in another person with the predetermined goal of getting that new "friend" or victim to do something for him/her such as borrow money from the victim, stay at victim's place, borrow the victim's car, etc.
CRAPON by Dr. Real Nasty January 8, 2023