crap penis
when you anal fuck a girl and when you aggressively rip out your penis and have a load of shit on your penis
crap penis by WILD WolfIII July 20, 2016
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What’s crappening?
Fairly elite response to anything, only people with boss energy can justify using this though
*cough* “J”
Use this phrase whenever someone greets you or acknowledges your presence as you enter some place, venue , etc
Don’t let anyone discourage using this one, it’s awesome and they lack the balls (or guts) to appreciate it
*cough* “J”
Use this phrase whenever someone greets you or acknowledges your presence as you enter some place, venue , etc
Don’t let anyone discourage using this one, it’s awesome and they lack the balls (or guts) to appreciate it
Random virgin: hey everyone
Chad boss: what’s crappening?
______
Mourning widow: oh no my husbands dead!
Chad: yo what’s crappening?
the rest of the funeral mourners: …..
Chad boss: what’s crappening?
______
Mourning widow: oh no my husbands dead!
Chad: yo what’s crappening?
the rest of the funeral mourners: …..
What’s crappening? by Wtf even is a username??! February 28, 2022
crappening
something that happens, an occurance or event. it is used specifically in inquisition, and is featured in the motion picture Joe Dirt.
A bro, or brosky, will walk through your front door unbeknownst to you with a twelve pack of rolling rock or corona, at which point you exclaim: "What's crappening?!"
crappening by corey c. October 23, 2006
crappenings
(1)Waking up late, traffic, spilling coffee on your keyboard, getting ridiculous assignments from your boss. These could all be on your list of crappenings OR (2)that wonderful story your mom tells every year at Christmas about how she caught you fingerpainting with feces when you were two.
crappenings by Melonie Perino June 12, 2008
Crappenstance
A chance circumstance that degenertates into crap
an event that might have been arranged although it was really accidental that turns into a balls up, nightmare.
an event that might have been arranged although it was really accidental that turns into a balls up, nightmare.
Crappenstance by Nonsensical_Flounderings May 9, 2005
crappening
crappening by forty cent October 17, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.