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A mix of Crocs and Vans.
Yo, Lenni is rocking some dope ass crans
Crans by Craneth November 18, 2019

Clash Of Clans 

clash of clans is fun

Teaching Crabs How To Read 

Verb,

1. The action of teaching crabs how to read

2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,

Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.

Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.

The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.

Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.
Billy got burned at the stake for heresy!
I heard he was teaching crabs how to read!

chansexual 

Only Attracted to the best leader BangChan of a kpop group Stray Kids.
random ass person: heyy i like you.. can you be my girlfriend??
you: oh im sorry.. im chansexual
random ass person: you what?
you: chansexual..
random ass person: why tf did i like you again?
chansexual by weeknoow_ September 29, 2020

Crabs in the bucket 

People who are stuck in bad situations. Who drag you down with them

Comes from what happens when u place crabs in a bucket. One trys to escape the others grab their legs and try to escape so it ends up they all never get out.
Them people they just crabs in the bucket. U gotta get away from them

10 cans of bounce that ass 

It's means some one ASS or BREATH smelling like something strong and stank and they need to wash they fish stick ass
Damn her breath smell like 10 cans of bounce that ass!!