canander 

Verb: to wander aimlessly while intoxicated on marijuana. Combination of cannabis and meander.

Colloquially used in San Francisco Bay Area to describe recent Foot-Traffic around medical marijuana co-operatives.

Said to originate by employees of businesses around such cannabis clubs to describe a customer base that is "stoned"

Let's go smoke, and then canander around Fisherman's Wharf

canander by clausemic August 17, 2010

Canadering 

When someone is being a total asshole, dick, or annoying pest they are Canadering.

Guy#1: Dude please let me go with you, I really wanna

Guy #2: QUIT CANADERING ME ASSHOLE

Canadering by QuiggleBiffer April 28, 2011

Camandermik 

Camandermik—harmoniously known as Cam—is the most remarkable person alive. He is quite literally the life of the party. It is astonishing to see such an intelligent man living and breathing on our planet. Women and men run at him from all around, and he gets an extraordinary amount of bitches. He is the definition of a chad, the most altruistic person you will ever meet!

"Wow! Have you seen Camandermik's monkey? What a cutie."
"Cam is so cool."
"S&R will be lost without an SL like Cam!"

Camandermik by J00NGKI May 21, 2022

caranderize 

transitive verb: Inflected forms: car•an•der•ized, car•an•der•iz•ing, car•an•der•iz•es DEFINITIONS: 1. (originally) To smell a bicycle seat specifically. 2. (generally now, in common use) By using one's nose in very very close proximity, to detect and delight in the odor, stink or scent, and to gauge for vulgar or perverse personal pleasure, the seamy olfactory characteristics of an object, most commonly a seat, which has been in direct contact with the, clothed or unclothed, buttocks or ass of a person. Other Forms: car'an•der•i•za'tion (noun); car'an•der•iz'er (noun).

(in current use) Martin loved to caranderize the still warm seats in the movie theater as soon as possible after the audience had exited.; (originally) Willie would spend hours caranderizing at the bicycle rack outside the library's entrance.

caranderize by Lt. Johnny C. January 8, 2009

cananers 

A woman's breast

Damn she has some huge cananers

cananers by KatosRisen March 29, 2015

CAZANDER 

He is a hottie and most probably homosexual, which he is praised for, he is also outstanding in bed ;D, and loves a good co-, he is also incredibly loved by his Dad, he also has very THICC thigs. He is also known as Cazi, Big Daddy, Baby girl, kinky bastard and They/them/big co-. He is very good at ABA and he loves to rape children, a popular saying by a Cazander is: ''If his age is on the clock he can take the co''-.

eyyy, Cazander, can i grab them cheeks afterwards?. Cazander: YES, right now!
Grab me by the ear and my but, Cazander! Cazander: ight im pulling up.
Hey look a playground! lets call Cazander.

CAZANDER by Mike Hawk Hertz December 15, 2021

caranderizing

v., originally, to smell a bicycle seat; now widely used to mean the smelling of any type seat. Made illegal in areas of Europe when caranderizing clubs were first formed in the late 1930s. Caranderizing laws are still on the books in many jurisdictions. Considered a perversion with no victim. Whales cannot caranderize. Jesus is theorized to have never caranderized because there were no bicycles in his time.

The man was taken into custody for caranderizing without the consent of the bike's owner or a properly issued permit.

caranderizing by Lt. Johnny C. July 28, 2008