Cronander

The most amazing word on Earth. One that implies coolness, wholeness, peace, friendliness, awesomeness and all other good things. It takes quite a person to be a Cronander.
Can also be used in verb form "Cronanding" for talking incessantly... and maybe exaggerating a little

"Man, you're practically Cronander-quality."

or

"He did a little Cronanding in the re-telling, but it just made the story that much cooler."

by El Cro October 1, 2008

cranlander

Someone from Cranbury, NJ. Term is commonly used in Princeton, NJ to refer to them. Used because kids from Cranbury move on to somewhat nearby Princeton High School, and Cranbury has set up a relationship with Princeton about this.

Where are you from?
Cranbury.

Oh so you're a Cranlander?

by Player72 April 4, 2015

cronenberg

(noun) A twisted mockery of a human being. Distorted beyond all recognition but still retaining enough human qualities to suggest a human origin. Often a result of a horrible virus or malevolent alien entity attempting to create a human race in it's own sick image.

Oh man, ever since those huge worldwide explosions a couple years ago, there sure are a lot of cronenbergs lumbering around.

by Vigilante777 December 8, 2015

David Cronenberg

Probably the smartest film director alive. Made horror films in the 70s and then started making his unique "Cronenfilms" in the 80s. The formula is: show really fucked-up stuff in a really neutral way. Classic example: The scene in Videodrome where a guy grows a vagina-like stomach slit and then pokes around in it with a handgun while the camera just watches, like it's an instructional film ("What to do with Your New Organ"). The main rules of a Cronenfilm: Don't judge, just show. Don't make it exciting, just make it weird. But show what's really going on, even if it makes no sense. Best films: Scanners, Videodrome, The Fly, Crash, Naked Lunch, A History of Violence. Has been a huge influence on: horror movies (esp. the Ring movies) and sci-fi (esp. the Matrix movies). Best time to watch: drunk/high, or in a mood to think about weird shit. Worst time: when you're in the mood for action or romance.

Dude, that scene in the Matrix where the bug crawls into the guy's stomach? Totally David Cronenberg.

or:

The Ring was trying to be David Cronenberg on crack.

by visene July 16, 2008

The Crylander

Title for the one person who cries and whines about a particular situation (dramatic or otherwise) in which multiple individuals are affected while all other individuals involved manage to deal with the situation.

Conversely, the title for the last person to continue to cry or whine about a situation when everyone else has moved on.

Joe to Nancy: "All of us have been stuck on this bus waiting for it to be fixed. Stop being The Crylander and deal with it."

--alt--

Bill to Sadie: "Sorry our dog died 6 months ago but there's no reason to be The Crylander about it. Move on."

by citythatbreeds July 20, 2010

crander

Crotch dander. Crander comes in many levels which define its size. (level 1 being about the size of equal/splenda granules)

"Man when Luke got up from the table he left his crander ALL IN his seat!"

"Rebecca thinks she saw crander in her drink...sick!"

by clemsontgr4real April 1, 2007

colander

1. A bowl-shaped kitchen utensil with perforations for draining off liquids and rinsing food.

2. Can also be used as a rockin' hat.

1. Don't bungle the recipe! Make sure you drain your vegetables in a colander.

2. Lindsey wore the colander on her head at a jaunty angle. All the boys wanted her milkshake.

by omi January 26, 2009