crankwagon 

A person approaching middle age, usually divorced by some jerk that screwed then over, who whines loudly about their first world problems and prefers cocktails to babies.

Basically an attractive Karen with better taste, who doesn’t give a crap what you think.

Look at that crankwagon at the bar complaining about the well liquor in her drink. Could she be showing any more cleavage?

crankwagon by MykeUA March 12, 2021

crapwagon.com 

A handful of pasty male bitches riddled with phlebitis who are so powerless in life that all they can do is whine like crybabies on the Internet for two decades about how miserable they are after Tony George took their bottles away.

Buddy, man up and take charge of your life or else you'll end up like the crapwagon.com sewer-dwellers.

crapwagon.com by Life Is Grand August 28, 2016

Crackwagon 

Any vehicle used in the transportation of cocaine or crack-cocaine however there are vehicles synonymous with this term, such as any late 70’s into 80’s models of Cadillac sedans(reason being is this was the height of the crack epidemic)just like the ones you see on earlier episodes of COPS and Worlds Wildest Police Videos.

Me: Hey bro look at that crackwagon over in the Winn Dixie parking lot.

My Bro: lol

Crackwagon by Zachariah94 August 16, 2018

crackwagon 

Jim Rome Jungle Gloss for the Dallas Cowboys, circa 1995.
Evolved from the Cowboys' promotional slogan "America's Team".
"America's Team" became "America's Bandwagon" (due to so many out of town fans hopping on the Cowboys' bandwagon). "America's Bandwagon" was then shortened to "Bandwagon". After several Cowboys' players were arrested for various drug offenses, "Bandwagon" was renamed "Crackwagon" in reference to Michael Irvin's drug of choice.

The Raiders beat the crap out of the Crackwagon today.

crackwagon by Captain Funkypants October 2, 2005

CrankyWagon 

CrankyWagon is a term in which refers to a time when any Canadian with the first name "Grace" rides in a wagon with the internet meme "grumpy cat"

"Hey look bro!! It's the CrankyWagon!! Lets throw maple syrup at it!!"

"Should you ever witness such a CrankyWagon, please, do shout out KRANKENWAGEN at your loudest and throw maple syrup."

CrankyWagon by AtomicGrace September 2, 2013

crackwagon 

A derivative of the word bandwagon. Refers collectively to the people who use addictive MMORPG's (such as Final Fantasy XI), also refered to as crack.

Aw damn, Sam's back on the crackwagon. I thought he quit that shit.

crackwagon by RoboSpy March 23, 2004

crapwagon 

A term used to accurately describe the Panoz DP01 car used by an obscure insignificant club racing series funded by its owners known as the Champ Car World Series. Said car frequently broke down, suffered from fuel leaks, and injured Paul Tracy when it barely tapped a wall at only 30 mph. So destructive were these cars that the series went bankrupt within a year and teams had to be given cars and money to be able to continue racing. Only one such machine is known to be in running order.

A small, annoying band of masochistic, hermit racing fans of the failed venture choose to erroneously apply to Indycars, which by comparison are faster, safer, and more entertaining.

At Cleveland in 2007, Paul Tracy's crapwagon flew over Sebastien Bourdais' similar crapwagon. Tracy punted another car and went on to win.

crapwagon by Gomer1996 June 10, 2009