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Crackwagon

Any vehicle used in the transportation of cocaine or crack-cocaine however there are vehicles synonymous with this term, such as any late 70’s into 80’s models of Cadillac sedans(reason being is this was the height of the crack epidemic)just like the ones you see on earlier episodes of COPS and Worlds Wildest Police Videos.
Me: Hey bro look at that crackwagon over in the Winn Dixie parking lot.

My Bro: lol
by Zachariah94 August 16, 2018
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crackwagon

Jim Rome Jungle Gloss for the Dallas Cowboys, circa 1995.
Evolved from the Cowboys' promotional slogan "America's Team".
"America's Team" became "America's Bandwagon" (due to so many out of town fans hopping on the Cowboys' bandwagon). "America's Bandwagon" was then shortened to "Bandwagon". After several Cowboys' players were arrested for various drug offenses, "Bandwagon" was renamed "Crackwagon" in reference to Michael Irvin's drug of choice.
The Raiders beat the crap out of the Crackwagon today.
by Captain Funkypants October 2, 2005
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crackwagon

A derivative of the word bandwagon. Refers collectively to the people who use addictive MMORPG's (such as Final Fantasy XI), also refered to as crack.
Aw damn, Sam's back on the crackwagon. I thought he quit that shit.
by RoboSpy March 23, 2004
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crapwagon.com

A handful of pasty male bitches riddled with phlebitis who are so powerless in life that all they can do is whine like crybabies on the Internet for two decades about how miserable they are after Tony George took their bottles away.
Buddy, man up and take charge of your life or else you'll end up like the crapwagon.com sewer-dwellers.
by Life Is Grand August 28, 2016
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Chachwagon

'Chachwagon' a.k.a, f.y.i, (chach+wagon). This is a word used to describe a vehicle full of your friendly neighborhood chaches. This vehicle can range from a 99' Ford Forerunner, to a decked out Mustang Charger. Either way, if you are walking down the street and a Natty Light decks you in the back of your skull, you probably just got harassed by a chachwagon.
-"Dude this party is fucking awesome"
-"I know man the guy:girl ratio in here is spectacular! Oh, wait. FUCK! Here comes the chachwagon!"
-"Damn man, this party went from hopping to a sausage fest really fucking fast..."
by SicChicOnMuhDic October 19, 2011
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Crackadon

A person who uses illegal controlled substance routinely that can be.found in the wee hours of the morning seeking drugs. An addict out at the crack of dawn.
Me: damn bru what is that chick doing up so damn early for?

You: man that is a doped up crackadon. She's always out here at these hours looking for crumbs.
by QueenyOmygodess March 28, 2017
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Crackaganda

A word used to describe an incredulous form of propaganda, normally when about something ridiculous or obscene.
Sounds like some here hustling crackaganda you heard on the Black Discovery Channel.
by Ze Coggernaut June 12, 2011
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