MykeUA's definitions

crankwagon

A person approaching middle age, usually divorced by some jerk that screwed then over, who whines loudly about their first world problems and prefers cocktails to babies.

Basically an attractive Karen with better taste, who doesn’t give a crap what you think.

Look at that crankwagon at the bar complaining about the well liquor in her drink. Could she be showing any more cleavage?

by MykeUA March 12, 2021