clanwagon
Is a trend or idea that a bunch of people jump onto all at once—usually because it goes viral online and everyone wants to hop on board. It’s that whole group mentality
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crapwagon.com
A handful of pasty male bitches riddled with phlebitis who are so powerless in life that all they can do is whine like crybabies on the Internet for two decades about how miserable they are after Tony George took their bottles away.
Buddy, man up and take charge of your life or else you'll end up like the crapwagon.com sewer-dwellers.
crapwagon.com by Life Is Grand August 28, 2016
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clanwagon • clapwagon • crapwagon • chavwagon • clangon • crapwagon.com • Canagony • Catwagon • crankwagon • Clan Aeon
chavwagon
An automobile typically used for the transportation of chavs. Often Ford Fiesta five seater cars with seven pregnant chavs sitting in the back and two pot-smoking chavs holding cans of Special Brew in the front.
The DVLA only grants "chavwagon" status to a vehicle if it complies with the following requirements:
- The exhaust pipe must be fitted with a fake exhaust cap to make the vehicle sound like it has flatulence problems.
- The vehicle must have a child seat in the front passenger seat with the head against the seat with malfunctioning seatbelt.
- The petrol cap must be missing.
- Each wheel must have cheap alloy material typically purchased from eBay or Del-boy.
- At least one of the car's wing mirrors must be smashed, cracked or preferably missing.
- Tyre pressures must be capable of witholding at minimum five chavs, their mothers and their "loot".
- Whilst in operation, all passengers must wear baseball caps at a 45 degree angle. Strict fines are in place for drivers of chavmobiles not wearing necessary head gear.
- Chavwagons MUST NOT under any circumstances hold valid insurance or a full MOT certificate.
- Taxation discs must be scrumpled up as to hide the actual expiry date; thus creating confusion for DVLA vans and traffic wardens.
The DVLA only grants "chavwagon" status to a vehicle if it complies with the following requirements:
- The exhaust pipe must be fitted with a fake exhaust cap to make the vehicle sound like it has flatulence problems.
- The vehicle must have a child seat in the front passenger seat with the head against the seat with malfunctioning seatbelt.
- The petrol cap must be missing.
- Each wheel must have cheap alloy material typically purchased from eBay or Del-boy.
- At least one of the car's wing mirrors must be smashed, cracked or preferably missing.
- Tyre pressures must be capable of witholding at minimum five chavs, their mothers and their "loot".
- Whilst in operation, all passengers must wear baseball caps at a 45 degree angle. Strict fines are in place for drivers of chavmobiles not wearing necessary head gear.
- Chavwagons MUST NOT under any circumstances hold valid insurance or a full MOT certificate.
- Taxation discs must be scrumpled up as to hide the actual expiry date; thus creating confusion for DVLA vans and traffic wardens.
Clangon
The only religion, This religion is ruled by the almighty Clanga of Cobar. If you dont follow this religion you go to clangon hell , if you do and u sacrifice homo's to clanga each year you will go to Clangon Heaven.
Women can't go to Clangon heaven unless they cook and clean for their husbands and give Clanga the correct amount of pleasure (This is not sexism). Clanga also has unlimited power in his dong, his source of power is his massive dong.
Author:
Clanga's right hand man ;)
Women can't go to Clangon heaven unless they cook and clean for their husbands and give Clanga the correct amount of pleasure (This is not sexism). Clanga also has unlimited power in his dong, his source of power is his massive dong.
Author:
Clanga's right hand man ;)
Person 1: Are you part of the Clangon religion?
Person 2: NO
Person 1: You have been SMITED You will now die and go to clangon hell where you are always on fire and your mum is your girlfriend (unless you are from Alabama then you are gay! )
Person 2: NO
Person 1: You have been SMITED You will now die and go to clangon hell where you are always on fire and your mum is your girlfriend (unless you are from Alabama then you are gay! )
Clangon by Clangon Forever November 23, 2020
clapwagon
A clapped out, ragged out, ghetto ass, ziptie mafia, no muffler havin, duct tape special, Rod flinging, Fast and sketchy ass car or truck. Usually the shittiest or coolest whip on the block. Straight ogs drive these fuckin sleepers
clapwagon by uramax_boy November 1, 2019
crapwagon
A term used to accurately describe the Panoz DP01 car used by an obscure insignificant club racing series funded by its owners known as the Champ Car World Series. Said car frequently broke down, suffered from fuel leaks, and injured Paul Tracy when it barely tapped a wall at only 30 mph. So destructive were these cars that the series went bankrupt within a year and teams had to be given cars and money to be able to continue racing. Only one such machine is known to be in running order.
A small, annoying band of masochistic, hermit racing fans of the failed venture choose to erroneously apply to Indycars, which by comparison are faster, safer, and more entertaining.
A small, annoying band of masochistic, hermit racing fans of the failed venture choose to erroneously apply to Indycars, which by comparison are faster, safer, and more entertaining.
clangon
clangon by epicbrakon May 16, 2019
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