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crankwangon by crankwangon giver September 11, 2021
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Crackwagon
Any vehicle used in the transportation of cocaine or crack-cocaine however there are vehicles synonymous with this term, such as any late 70’s into 80’s models of Cadillac sedans(reason being is this was the height of the crack epidemic)just like the ones you see on earlier episodes of COPS and Worlds Wildest Police Videos.
Crackwagon by Zachariah94 August 16, 2018
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crackwagon
Jim Rome Jungle Gloss for the Dallas Cowboys, circa 1995.
Evolved from the Cowboys' promotional slogan "America's Team".
"America's Team" became "America's Bandwagon" (due to so many out of town fans hopping on the Cowboys' bandwagon). "America's Bandwagon" was then shortened to "Bandwagon". After several Cowboys' players were arrested for various drug offenses, "Bandwagon" was renamed "Crackwagon" in reference to Michael Irvin's drug of choice.
Evolved from the Cowboys' promotional slogan "America's Team".
"America's Team" became "America's Bandwagon" (due to so many out of town fans hopping on the Cowboys' bandwagon). "America's Bandwagon" was then shortened to "Bandwagon". After several Cowboys' players were arrested for various drug offenses, "Bandwagon" was renamed "Crackwagon" in reference to Michael Irvin's drug of choice.
crackwagon by Captain Funkypants October 2, 2005
CrankyWagon
CrankyWagon is a term in which refers to a time when any Canadian with the first name "Grace" rides in a wagon with the internet meme "grumpy cat"
"Hey look bro!! It's the CrankyWagon!! Lets throw maple syrup at it!!"
"Should you ever witness such a CrankyWagon, please, do shout out KRANKENWAGEN at your loudest and throw maple syrup."
"Should you ever witness such a CrankyWagon, please, do shout out KRANKENWAGEN at your loudest and throw maple syrup."
CrankyWagon by AtomicGrace September 2, 2013
crackwagon
A derivative of the word bandwagon. Refers collectively to the people who use addictive MMORPG's (such as Final Fantasy XI), also refered to as crack.
crackwagon by RoboSpy March 23, 2004
crankwagon
A person approaching middle age, usually divorced by some jerk that screwed then over, who whines loudly about their first world problems and prefers cocktails to babies.
Basically an attractive Karen with better taste, who doesn’t give a crap what you think.
Basically an attractive Karen with better taste, who doesn’t give a crap what you think.
Look at that crankwagon at the bar complaining about the well liquor in her drink. Could she be showing any more cleavage?
crankwagon by MykeUA March 12, 2021
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