CrankyWagon 

CrankyWagon is a term in which refers to a time when any Canadian with the first name "Grace" rides in a wagon with the internet meme "grumpy cat"

"Hey look bro!! It's the CrankyWagon!! Lets throw maple syrup at it!!"

"Should you ever witness such a CrankyWagon, please, do shout out KRANKENWAGEN at your loudest and throw maple syrup."

CrankyWagon by AtomicGrace September 2, 2013

Crackwagon 

Any vehicle used in the transportation of cocaine or crack-cocaine however there are vehicles synonymous with this term, such as any late 70’s into 80’s models of Cadillac sedans(reason being is this was the height of the crack epidemic)just like the ones you see on earlier episodes of COPS and Worlds Wildest Police Videos.

Me: Hey bro look at that crackwagon over in the Winn Dixie parking lot.

My Bro: lol

Crackwagon by Zachariah94 August 16, 2018

crackwagon 

Jim Rome Jungle Gloss for the Dallas Cowboys, circa 1995.
Evolved from the Cowboys' promotional slogan "America's Team".
"America's Team" became "America's Bandwagon" (due to so many out of town fans hopping on the Cowboys' bandwagon). "America's Bandwagon" was then shortened to "Bandwagon". After several Cowboys' players were arrested for various drug offenses, "Bandwagon" was renamed "Crackwagon" in reference to Michael Irvin's drug of choice.

The Raiders beat the crap out of the Crackwagon today.

crackwagon by Captain Funkypants October 2, 2005

crackwagon 

A derivative of the word bandwagon. Refers collectively to the people who use addictive MMORPG's (such as Final Fantasy XI), also refered to as crack.

Aw damn, Sam's back on the crackwagon. I thought he quit that shit.

crackwagon by RoboSpy March 23, 2004

candywagon 

Pedophiles vehicle

Bob: "Hey look! Mr. Herbert is giving away free candy!"
James: "Bob, Mr. Herbert is driving his candywagon, he's a pedo"

candywagon by Jacob Jags December 18, 2016

crankwagon 

A person approaching middle age, usually divorced by some jerk that screwed then over, who whines loudly about their first world problems and prefers cocktails to babies.

Basically an attractive Karen with better taste, who doesn’t give a crap what you think.

Look at that crankwagon at the bar complaining about the well liquor in her drink. Could she be showing any more cleavage?

crankwagon by MykeUA March 12, 2021

crankwangon 

a rough blowj0b given by an expert of the glizzy

partner: want a crankwangon

other partner: yeah i've had blue balls all day

crankwangon by crankwangon giver September 11, 2021