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where you place dildos under the chairs of the sisters in church and vibrate them hard using a mechanoid machine so they can feel Jesus in their spirit....

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craniation by quartz89 January 28, 2022

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Carnation Instant Bitch

A breakast meal that allows the person consuming it to be transformed almost instantly into a raging bitch.

Holy shit you bitch, what did you have for breakfast this morning Carnation Instant Bitch?

Carnation Instant Bitch by Debate December 24, 2007

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Protein Carnation

A crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of sexual fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation.

Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.

Protein Carnation by Ocram April 27, 2003

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Carnation

the cheaper, overlooked cousin to the Rose; its colors play a large role in its meaning; also known as "the common man's rose"

"What the hell, man...I said ROSES you idiot!"
"Hey, the lady told me they were. So...they're not supposed to look like that...?"
"What do you think! Those are carnations!"

Carnation by Xelan Ikase February 16, 2013

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caniption

A sad misspelling of those who attempt to use elaborate language, but miserably fail. The correct spelling for the English term is 'conniption', which is defined as a fit of rage, hysteria, panic or alarm.

When she found out her purse had been stolen, she had an absolute caniption...

caniption by I'mNotUsingMyRealName January 17, 2011

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Green Carnation

An amazing "doom metal" band brought together in 1990 as a death metal band by tchort (Terje Vik Schei)(Emperor, Satyricon, Einherjer and Carpathian Forest) Because of his part in Emperor it disbanded. Later reunited in 1998. There album "light of day, day of darkness" is one of the most ambitious album projects of its time, if not ever.

"A vision, a call
In times before my fall
In life before I became
I dreamed I was insane"

Green Carnation by AlphaOmegaCFH December 11, 2003