crankation

relaxing, extremely relaxed,

willi when i was on that ride i was in extreme crankation

crankation by jammio July 7, 2008

crunkathon 

Any duration of time that can be perceived to be crunk, or full of laughter and enjoyment for all parties involved; sometimes (but not necessarily) involving alcohol or marijuana.

Did you guys see avatar in 3D? It was a fuckin crunkathon

crunkathon by burritospleaseme December 25, 2009

frankation 

To purposely avoid contact with a friend for a certain period of time.

If you want to know why we didn't call you from Las Vegas, it is because we needed a frankation from you.

frankation by PasadenaMike July 13, 2009

Cracktion

1.Girl bending over + lowrise pants = Cracktion

2. Ass crack peaking out of the pants.

"Dude, did you see when that girl bent down, that was some major cracktion!"

Cracktion by B Diddy. June 24, 2005

Carnation Instant Bitch

A breakast meal that allows the person consuming it to be transformed almost instantly into a raging bitch.

Holy shit you bitch, what did you have for breakfast this morning Carnation Instant Bitch?

Carnation Instant Bitch by Debate December 24, 2007

Protein Carnation 

A crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of sexual fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation.

Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.

Protein Carnation by Ocram April 27, 2003

Carnation 

the cheaper, overlooked cousin to the Rose; its colors play a large role in its meaning; also known as "the common man's rose"

"What the hell, man...I said ROSES you idiot!"
"Hey, the lady told me they were. So...they're not supposed to look like that...?"
"What do you think! Those are carnations!"

Carnation by Xelan Ikase February 16, 2013