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crapendium

A comprehensive database providing information on features, benefits and shortcomings of a restroom facility. Usually includes such things as stall size, seat comfort, flushability, paper softness, aroma, enjoyability, and so on and so forth.
The original crapendium was invented by Adam and Eddie and is a useful guide to UNC students to this day.
crapendium by Mearns June 21, 2005

Crapendipity 

When things that would otherwise be good happen at the crappiest possible time.
Winning free bacon for life after finding out you have a heart condition is crapendipity.
Crapendipity by mrwill26 September 1, 2013

Cramandus 

Cramandus is another way of saying Ridiculous, While also showing lots of Excitement.

You can think of it as Ridiculous and Awesome combined.
Example 1:

Jack: Did you know that mars is gonna be habitable soon?
Joe: What? I didn't know that, That's Cramandus!

Example 2:
Ben: I finally got my driving license!
Joe: That's Cramandus! Awesome
Cramandus by Joe Sean A G May 31, 2018

Crapendium

A collection of crappy or inferior items; a compendium of things that suck.
Charles’ playlist of stupid songs is a veritable crapendium of the dumbest songs ever.
Crapendium by EricaTortfeasor January 4, 2022
People will spell it with 2 'm's for some reason idk why. Also is an inn in Scotland.
Time to go to Crammond inn, wait shit there is only 1 m in cramond, wow I'm a moron.
cramond by Crammmond February 2, 2021
A naturally beautiful strong individual who is never afraid to be herself! Often wonder why people gravitate to them because their selective with who they show their personality with but their energy is undeniably radiant
I wish I could be as solid as Camenda
Camenda by Mendbymenda November 23, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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