This is a very complex explanation so bear with me if you decide to read it. First off few souls have ever heard of or experienced this vile act. The Candy land Compendium is a collection of sexual acts committed in succession to generate the final effect of the sexual partner looking as though they are covered in candy. It usually starts off with a black male candy cock with an abnormally large licorice
stick, finding a really delectable candy crotch of the
Indian race. He then takes her out for an Ice
cream cone and bone. During the bone session is when the real oddities begin. She starts off with a gumjob and a sundae
special for approximately 4 minutes. Things begin to get interesting with the Strawberry
Sanchez with sprinkles along with a candy apple steamer which will take another 4 minutes. The male should not use all of his shit in the candy apple steamer because he will need a lot of it for the events to come. The female shall then proceed to insert a family size snickers bar into her vagina to execute a Candy cunt fucker. With his leftover shit he will does his best to complete the difficult Chocolate Anal
Cone, Chocolate bandit mask, chocolate
brownie a la mode. If does not have enough shit which most
people will not, he can use a previously made stash which will of course be micro- waved before application. If he forgets to make a stash there is always the backup option of asking for the female’s excrement. On the occasion that they
even have excess shit after these events it is always good to finish off with a fudge
brownie explosion to reach the highest orgasmic state. The partners can then enjoy a combination of caramel
bubbles and cookie monster surprise. To end in stylish and flamboyant fashion, they will both will dress up in piñata outfits and fill each others piñata suits with as much candy as possible. Then they will beat each other with wooden bats until their piñata suits
break or they
die. If one person dies the living person must pour chocolate sauce, sprinkles, and m and m’s over the dead person’s body and eat all their candy and the person they killed.
