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Carmen de Mairena

An important spanish trans-sexual with a huge cock, she/he is ugly as fuck.
You will be penetrated by Carmen de Mairena

carmen san diego 

some crazy bitch in a red coat that always seems to be missing.

Carmen Willis Day

-n.- A festival held annually on Feb. 8th to celebrate the legacy and life of said Carmen Willis. In a small village, the villagers would traditionally fill miniature cowboy hats with Picante Salsa and place them upon the head of their penis (similar to a bucket on a tree limb.) There is determined a winner, who gets the honor of having a Frankfurter (or turkey dog substitute) forced into their anal cavity by the second place recipient. The traditional garb worn at this festival is a mumu and wooden shoes similar to that found within Sweden.
"Man, the tip of my penis is still sore from last year's Carmen Willis Day!"

carmen freakin san diego 

Not to be confused with the Spanish Inquisition, Cab Calloway, or Strong Bad wearing a yellow turtleneck.
Strong Bad likes dressing up as a girl.

maria del carmen 

Strongest of women, can take anything with a brave face, often beautiful and smart, they don't beg for anything, they find a way to get it themselves.
maria del carmen by Admirer234 April 16, 2014