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Cramandus 

Cramandus is another way of saying Ridiculous, While also showing lots of Excitement.

You can think of it as Ridiculous and Awesome combined.
Example 1:

Jack: Did you know that mars is gonna be habitable soon?
Joe: What? I didn't know that, That's Cramandus!

Example 2:
Ben: I finally got my driving license!
Joe: That's Cramandus! Awesome
Cramandus by Joe Sean A G May 31, 2018
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Inspired by the famed NY bakery name, cramaldis and its cousin; cramaldeez are directive verbs describing the act of stuffing one's genitalia into socially impregnable and usually unwelcome places.
Cramaldis dick in ya' mouth ya bone smugglin' pipe fitter!
cramaldis by Art Terry June 3, 2004

Commandussy

The vagina or anus of a military commander or leader; commander pussy.
Damn I want a taste of his commandussy
Commandussy by woahapples April 1, 2021

crananus 

When your empty cranial cavity is stuck up your anus.
He has crananus to day.
crananus by cambridge2 January 8, 2008

chamandu 

When a chaman (chutiya) mate of your's is acting like a Gaandu.
"why did you smack me in the head Nandini? Are you a Chamandu or what?
chamandu by Huhuhehe December 1, 2020

Cremanus 

Cremanus is when you shove a cremated corpse inside either the anus or the vagina.
I’m gonna cremanus my dead friend.
Cremanus by eemujil April 22, 2024
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