craigulate 

1. to mix up words like coagulate with words like constipate when your name happens to be craig.

2. to craigulate is to have a brain fart

http://whatcraigdidtoday.blogspot.com.. a site dedicated to craigulate moments

craigulate by 4 Quarry July 29, 2008

Coagulate 

Whatever the fuck you want it to be

"Yo dude I just coagulated all over the place!"
"Jonathan how'd you coagulate on your shoe?"

"I'm boutta coagulate the shit outta that bitch"

Coagulate by Sean freaking con November 14, 2016

Cribulate 

The act of one residing in their crib

"I'm just gonna cribulate later"

Cribulate by Verycooldude March 23, 2020

coragulate 

To express false joy or acknowledgment, as for the achievement or good fortune of (another), when one is secretly jealous of the good fortune.

The second place runner coragulated the woman who won the race.

coragulate by Donn Bialik January 5, 2009

Crapulate 

When you congratulate someone while really wanting to shit all over them for the crappy effort they have made.

He crapulated the speaker for his fine efforts in making a joke out of the recent scientific research on Whales.

Crapulate by Mike737 September 25, 2006

get your feces coagulated 

Simply, get your life in order!

Hey man your problem is you stay in trouble...get your feces coagulated before you wind up in jail.

get your feces coagulated by kenny-the-real-benny May 20, 2018

crackulate 

To make someone laugh using your tail or other objects (At least according to the episode The Three Friends Problem from Peg + Cat)

Peg: "I'm laughing just thinking about Cat's crackulation."
Cat: "Just call me the crackulator."
Peg: "Big Dog, your crackulation broke Cat's record."

crackulate (Ignore this part, for some reason it won't work if other forms of the word are only present and not the original word itself)

crackulate by Bry10022 April 30, 2022