Bitter, alwaysrude and grumpy towards others. Usually has no sense of humour.
Me - "Was the test hard?"
Craigory - "Yes, you'll fail. Have fun! You'll be taking the course again next year"
Me - "That's rude! Can't you be a little suportive?"
Craigory - "Okay, you'll fail with flying colors. Happy?"
Me - "Ugh! You're always so bitter and rude!"
A man with one testicle, some say he lost the other one in a divorce while others say he beat cancer. Craigory is a funny Cuban dude with a big heart despite missing a nut.
Yo, did you see Craigory walking around with his one nut? That dudes funny.
The most amazing man on the planet. He has a heart of gold and an amazing smile, even though he doesn't think so. He has the uncanny ability to make you smile and laugh. He will do anything for the people he cares about. Although he is very stubborn and has a manly exterior, he has a sensitive side. He's gorgeous without a doubt. He is extremely hard working, but knows how to have fun and let out his inner child. Whoever marries him will be the luckiest girl in the world.
Guy- I love you...
Girl- I love you too!
Guy- ...Will you marry me?
Girl- I couldn't imaginemy life without you Craigorey.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.