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craigsor 

Some one who spends most of their free time on Craigslist. Causing them to lose contact with family friends, and reality.
What a craigsor you wasted all weekend chasing after crap you don't need on craigslist.
craigsor by wjc April 19, 2012
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Craigory 

Bitter, always rude and grumpy towards others. Usually has no sense of humour.
Me - "Was the test hard?"
Craigory - "Yes, you'll fail. Have fun! You'll be taking the course again next year"
Me - "That's rude! Can't you be a little suportive?"
Craigory - "Okay, you'll fail with flying colors. Happy?"
Me - "Ugh! You're always so bitter and rude!"
Craigory by KennerKids March 16, 2011

Craigory 

A man with one testicle, some say he lost the other one in a divorce while others say he beat cancer. Craigory is a funny Cuban dude with a big heart despite missing a nut.
Yo, did you see Craigory walking around with his one nut? That dudes funny.
Craigory by Danabolic March 11, 2023

craigory 

a 26 year old war criminal with major depressive disorder who wont stfu about his dead wife and refuses to get a therapist
1: craigory is crying over his dead wife again...
2: thats too bad, he refuses to get therapy.
3: to craigory MURDERER!
craigory by boone stan February 7, 2020

Mc Craigory 

A person or creature possessing unnatural or God-like power
He was a Mc Craigory.

Craigorey 

The most amazing man on the planet. He has a heart of gold and an amazing smile, even though he doesn't think so. He has the uncanny ability to make you smile and laugh. He will do anything for the people he cares about. Although he is very stubborn and has a manly exterior, he has a sensitive side. He's gorgeous without a doubt. He is extremely hard working, but knows how to have fun and let out his inner child. Whoever marries him will be the luckiest girl in the world.
Guy- I love you...
Girl- I love you too!
Guy- ...Will you marry me?
Girl- I couldn't imagine my life without you Craigorey.
Craigorey by smokeysky November 12, 2010
An all round great guy
"Wow that's amazing!"
"oh you mean like Craigor?"
craigor by CraigorNZ June 14, 2019
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